Never pick up a stranger, don’t put your car in danger.
Now’s the time, the right time to change 'er. Pick up Prestone antifreeze. (With the great secret-agent type twangy guitar riff)
See the USA in your Chevrolet, America is asking you to call.
What are we having for lunch!? We’re having Beefaroni, it’s made with macaroni…
Have a Lark, Have a Lark, have a Lark today…
Have a peetz, have a peetz, have a Pizza Roll…
At Beneficial, DOOT! DOOT! You’re good for more.
My dog’s faster than your dog, my dog’s faster than yours. My dog’s faster 'cause he eats Ken-L-Ration, my dog’s faster than yours.
(Whistle) Mabel! Black Label!
And one for the Rhode Islanders: Hi, Neighbor! Have a 'Gansett.
(On edit) Oh yeah, and I still partially remember the first McDonalds jingle, with its reference to “the greatest 15-cent hamburger yet.”
Does your shoe have a boy inside?
What a funny place for a boy to hide!
Does your shoe have a dog there, too?
A boy and a dog and a foot in a shoe!
Well, the boy is Buster Brown
And the dog is Tige his friend
And they’re really just a picture
But it’s fun to play pretend
So look, look, look in the telephone book
For the store that sells the shoe
With the picture of the boy and the dog inside
That you can put your foot into!
(I can’t believe I just wrote that out from memory! :o )
You left out the “thonk!” noise of Farfel’s jaw slamming shut.
Bucky Beaver! I was going to post that one.
My other two entries, both possibly west-coastcentric:
“A DEE Doo!” (Los Angleles plumbing outfit)
and
“Give him Doctor Ross Dog Food and do him a favor,
It’s got more meat and it’s got more flavor.
It’s got more meat to make him feel the way he should.
Dr Ross Dog Food is dog-gone good. Woof!”
Hey! I just noticed that Philliam’s post (#62) beat mine (#65) to commenting on Farfel’s jaw noise by 16 minutes.
Granted, great minds think alike and what-have-you, but in this case the fact that we’re cousins (in-law) suggests woo synchronicity or something.
There’s an otterly fantastic place,
Waiting for you in otter space.
So come with us in our ottermobile,
There’s an ottermatic shift on the steering wheel.
Tide was designed with mothers in mind,
to help get the dirt out kids get into…
you get a lot of dirt with children,
You get a lot of clean
With Tide
Sparklin’ robust flavor, that does your thirst a favor,
when your really ready to pour it on, Our on the Iron (city beer)
Don’t cross the street in the middle in the middle
In the middle in the middle in the middle of the block
Don’t cross the street in the middle in the middle
In the middle in the middle in the middle of the block
Use your eyes to look up
Use your ears to hear
Walk up to the corner when the coast is clear
And wait
And wait
Until you see the light turn green I almost got hit by a hip-potamus!!
Google tells me that They Might be Giants recorded this song many years later.
You can trust your car
to the man who wears the star
the big bright Texaco star!
See the USA
in your Chevolet…
HUDSON THREE TWO SEVEN HUNDRED
Winston tastes good
like a cigarette should
Where you going Charlie?
Walkin’ Digger Mom!
What’s your dog’s name? Digger!
Digger the dig, Digger he goes with you when you explore
Just pull his leash, he’ll go for a walk he’s your dog for sure! Digger!
Push the plunger down. Set the timer. Put the pieces in place don’t be slow.
'cause in PEFECTION you’ve gotta move 'em fast (move 'em fats)
Or the pieces will pop up before you can put in the last.
Lite Brite! Making things with light. Outta sight making things with Lite Brite. by Hasbro
How do you handle a hungry maaaaan?? The MAN Handler (It’s soup. No, really)
The Milford Plaza - LullaBUY of Broadway. My sister and I still bust out the dance at family gatherings. And in the center of it all is the Milford Plaza
The phone number that’s similar to Empire for us is the Pocono Gardens Lodge - 226-0841 (got it right before I found this link. Scout’s honor.
My sight memory of this commercial is in black and white. We had a color TV by '68, so I had to have seen it earlier.