Ad Noctum's V8 Ghetto Blaster

I must say, that today is a turning point in my life, and something my kids will hear about.

Adam’s BUYING A CAR!!!

it’s a Jet-black 1984 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royal!!!

This thing has a 307 5.0 Liter V8 engine; power everything, and a 20.8Cubic Ft TRUNK!!! (means lotsa room for Subs and Amps)

This is a pic of a car, and the specs just like mine I’m gonna get today. the car I’m getting is like the one on top, only black (4DR Coupe)
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Aaaaah, yes. The Delta 88 Royale. A finer car you will not find.

Yours is a little younger than this one, but I suppose it will have to do. :slight_smile:

Seriously, man. There will always be a place in your heart for the first car that’s truly yours and yours alone. (The language of your OP led me to believe that this is a first car. If this is not the case, you already know about the bond of the first car, and I extend my apologies for insulting your intelligence in this way. :)) Mine was an '82 Cutlass Ciera in “Sandstone” (really a sparkly orange). The fabric on the ceiling drooped down to kiss your hair and the seats didn’t move, but I loved it more than life itsself.

Enjoy yourself, and congratulations!

yes, it is my first car :slight_smile:

The 307’s a nice little engine. That’s what’s in my '71 Nova. It only has 14,000 (original) miles, so I can’t bring myself to throw it out and get a big-block…but as soon as it wears out, I’m putting in a 427 :smiley:

Congrats Ad :slight_smile:

no speeding sir… no speeding, uhmkay?



Congrats, Adam! Congrats.

But aren’t you only 15? I’m sorry; I had to say that. For your safety if nothing else.

Wow! That is your father’s oldsmobile!

Feel the Noise
In the belly of “The Beast,” behind pressure-sealed doors and a blastproof windshield 3 inches thick, lies a 48-speaker, 175-decibel, 48,000-watt sound system eight times louder than a 747. Get ready to Rumble.

By Jack Boulware

Anyone else think this was going to be about a really strange alcoholic beverage? Hell, Adam told me about his car yesterday and I still thought this was about the veggie drink.

Congrats, Adam! First cars are truly exciting. So, is your car’s official name “Ad Noctum’s V8 Ghetto Blaster,” or are you still playing with different ideas? (I like to call my car “The Turnip Truck.”)

I’m thinking of calling it the Ghetto Blaster,



Sweet-ass car


among others :slight_smile:

Why not call it the 84 Delta?