This is a song for the broken hearted…er, Adam.
Alright Adam. You’ve done it. I’m stooping to the lowest common denominator. All for you. I know you wanna leave-
Oh hell I can’t sing.
Adam- I will really really really really miss you if you leave. (For those of you who don’t know, he is considering leaving the SDMB- so please help me convince him to stay!)
Okay here are some reasons. (No I’m not singing them.)
You’ll have to change your screen name if you go.
You won’t get to partake in Jester’s medeval fantasy thing.
I won’t be able to bug you about the castration thing if you’re not here, will I?
We’ll be sad.
No one on the SDMB to talk about uracil and ex lax.
You’re the only male on the board who knows Latin (or at least a Latin phrase).
There will be no SDMB guys with a crush on me if you go.
You won’t be able to read this thread if you never come back.
You won’t get to be in the SDMB Rock Band, which will be started by yours truly in awhile.
Gun…not to nitpick, but when speaking Latin, I know order doesn’t matter, but you’re generally supposed to put verbs at the end of the sentence. Ergo…
Brittania insula est. Italia insula non est- that’s more correct. Not to be a anal retentive bitch or anything…
Adam are you reading this? You had better be- I want you to know how much we LOVE you.
I did it the way it was in the textbook! I just recited the first line of the first lesson of the Latin 1 textbook. That’s pretty much all I remember from 2 years of Latin class. Actually, I remember a lot of words, just can’t string 'em together…
Zoggie, you do realize that is a line from Big Daddy where the little boy does not want to be taken away from Adam Sandler… don’t you? I was not bragging or anything.
Please don’t go, Adam. We only chatted on AIM a few times, but I liked talking to you. You’re a smart kid, you’re funny, and you make me smile. And I saw your pic - you’re pretty cute too. I’d hate to see you leave.
I don’t know why you want to leave - I don’t want to hazard a guess. But whatever the reason, it pales in comparison to the fact that people here like you and care about you and see you as a valuable member.
Adam, you can’t go. You’re the only person I know who can dislocate his shoulder, fingers and toes and also sleeps in his bed inside a sleeping bag! Those are very rare qualities to find in one person!
If you leave, where will you go
Before the regret you hold in your heart will start to show
If you leave how will you know
If our ever after ever had a chance to grow
… Do you wish upon a star
Or does everything just out of reach seem just too far away
(ok, look, babe, I’m singing NineDays songs for you. Don’t go away!)
::PBS Donor Person thing:: With your donations, we’ll be able to bring you more of programs like “Vasectomies, Castrations…or how Zoggie fought ignorance”, as well as other Adam-featured shows.
Keep your posts coming!!!
I’d hate to see you leave.