I’ve heard this now on several TV shows (Sordid Lives, one of the Nick shows), a couple of movies (one was a Tyler Perry movie- forget which), and it’s been in greeting cards and on T-shirts:
It’s officially old, but what are some lines you would add to it? I’ll start:
“Lie like there weren’t any witnesses.”
“Make love like you remember their name.”
“Nod sympathetically as if you give a damn.”
“Type as if you were a 16 year old model and not a creepy old man.”
“Shower like you’re in Silkwood.”
“Pray like there were hillbillies complimenting your mouth.”
Love like you’ll never be hurt,
Sing like there’s nobody listening,
Dance like there’s nobody watching,
and Drive like you stole it."
Eat like there’s no such thing as calories.
Vote like it matters.
And dance like there’s nobody watching, Elaine.
Masturbate like everyone’s watching.
Fuck like there are no consequences.
Write like nobody’s reading.
Fart like you’re the only one in the elevator.
Beat your dick like it owes you money.