Hm. First thing I thought of when I saw the caveman smiley was “Tommy Chong”
What do you mean, saying my smileys won’t fit the needs of the SDMB!?!?
Sir, I urge you to reconsider. I think that everyone would have a use for my innovative and effective “scrotal” emoticon.
Sofa King - will you not think of the children? 
Imagine this hypothetical situation : a trusting father tells his four-year-old son Johnny “Today I will teach you to use the Internet. Type in pbs.org up here and we will find some information about Teletubbies.”
Little Johnny, not well-versed in the use of the keyboard, instead of typing in “pbs.org”, makes an innocent typographical error and enters something like
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=7f0732b0831eb8541c5fbf1322c1c6e8&postid=2108897#post2108897
where to his astonishment he is presented with Sofa King’s “deep throat” smiley. How can his destroyed innocence be restored?
Quoth Yo La Tengo:
When it’s posted by Podkayne, perhaps, or Tars Tarkas (I think we might also have a Michael Valentine Smith on the board, as well). While both are assuredly Martians (although strictly speaking, I suppose that Tars is a Barsoomian), neither one is one of the Greys who are operating the mind-control devices. The “alien” smiley is more thematically connected to the “tinfoil” one than it is to the “martian” one.
What would a “One Trick Pony” smiley look like? I just don’t think the unicorn does the trick…
Crap! I just submitted some before I read the thread that it is now closed
Here are the ones I was submitting: http://fff.fathom.org/pages/opalcat/sdmb-smilies.html
OpalCat, one of the IMHO threads (see links on page 1 of this thread) explains that the submission period was closed but now reopened.
Can somebody please draw a :drunk: smiley? Thank you.
Ok color me confused all over then ROFL
Now that May 24 has come and gone, will we have the first round coming soon in IMHO?
Yup. The polling will start tomorrow morning. I am going to create a sample poll in ATMB for people to be able to test the vBulletin polling feature before they cast their official smiley vote(s).