I knew that there was a drought Down Under, but I had no idea it was that baaaaad.
This sounds really interesting. What a cool gift it would be for a kid.
My over/under here is post #7.Place your bets.
I don’t understand this.
Wait for it. I’m sure a certain Doper will make an appearance in this thread.
I’ll take #9.
It’s the only reason I’m here.
Well, I was going to, but now I’m not, just to spite you… 
I’m kinda shocked it wasn’t post 2 or 3.
It probably won’t happen at all now, what with everyone talking about it.
I almost did a Sally Struther’s esque OP with the spokesperson being the appropriate individual for the thread, but thought better of it since I wasn’t sure I’d be able to pull it off.
Now I feel like I’m in a recently-discovered Beckett play, Waiting for B____…
Hehe.
Over wins!
Revised O/U… post #19.
Is this a donation or an investment? If I gave 35 dollars to help that sheep, do I get a percentage of the profit when they sell it or slaughter it or milk it or whatever the fuck they’re gonna do with it?
This scheme would certainly be appropriate for Hal Briston.
God I’m funny.
Funny? Perhaps.
Quick on the uptake? Not so much.
(See posts #3, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12.)
Dammit! I only read posts #1, #2, #4, and #13 and assumed that they would be representative of the entire thread! :smack:
You’d better be careful. You’re going to get sarcasm poisoning…
No, no, no! Goats have kids. Sheep have lambs. 
Under wins.
I’d stop teasing Hal so baaaadly over a bleated-to-death joke, if I were ewe.