Adult Toy or Toys R Us

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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After walkign through a local adult shop and a toys r us back to back i noticed some of the toys I came across (no pun intended) could be present in both stores…

So i offer you this forum to provide the best toys you have found who’s name could pass for an adult device or video:

Mine for now:

Strum and Sing Woody
Flick action figure with Nut Whipping Action
Buckin Bronco Bullseye
Mr Mouth
Farm Families
Honey Pot Hop
Excavator
Pooh Friendship Wagon
Rugged Rider

Even looking at the toys r us website you find the categories:

Water fun
Ride on toys

2

Not really a toy name, but did you notice that Barbie’s beds are always twin size? Evidently Ken never spends the night.

Or maybe she just props him up in the corner…

3

(Tie Me Up And) Tickle Me Elmo.

4

This is fun but I’m not getting any work done.

http://www.toysrus.com/

My pick: an action figure named Dragonball Z.

You tell ME how it ought to be pronounced. :smiley:

5

BurnMeUp:

You’re on to something here. One of my favorite entertainment sites frequently has just these sorts of quizzes. Try:

Porn Star or My Little Pony?

Italian Sports Car or Impotence Drug?

Beanie Baby or G.I. Joe?

Elvis Movie or Cocktail?

And my absolute, all-time favorite:

Christian Heavy Metal Band or Star Trek Episode?

6

As a desperate toilet training measure we bought my daughter a doll called:

Potty Dolly

If you don’t get her on to her special seat fast enough she squeals, “Oooh, hurry, hurry!”

7

Heh. Get used to it Duck. Welcome to the SDMB, there’s no turning back now.

8

Nurlman wrote:

You have excellent taste in websites. The Brunching Shuttlecocks is one of the three sites I visit daily. The other two are straightdope.com, of course, and lileks.com, a site belonging to writer James Lileks, which is exquisitely funny.

9

Hungry Hungry Hippos?

Must stop contemplating why that popped up in my head…