adults... where do you hide your "toys"?

I once stayed over at a friends house, while her roomate (also a freind) was away. Climbed into bed that night, slipped my hand under the pillow and WHOOPS! hello big purple vibrator.:eek:
Good thing we were good freinds, or I mighta been grossed out. As it was, I laughed my ass off. :smiley:

As for my toys, they have their own brushed aluminum case, kinda like high tech gadgets come in in the movies. No lock, but then, no kids.

We have a toy drawer. Second drawer down in the bedside table.

No need for locks or precautions.