Why, you may ask, here’s Why
I wanted to watch a movie this past weekend, and during the week I see commercials for a double feature of Spiderman and Men In Black 2, OK so I’m interested. Not interested in what movies are coming out.
I look in the paper for schedules and times, can not find, so I go online to find out, still no information. OK, the commercial does really good about getting the word out, but if I can’t find what the fuck I want, then why advertise.
I also see advertisements for the following that I would like to purchase:
Elvis #1’s CD, I would like to get, I like Elvis and wouldn’t mind a CD with his really good songs that I like, but it does not come out until September 24.
and
The Rolling Stones 40 licks CD, I also like the Stones, and wouldn’t mind a CD with the really good songs that I like, but it is not out until October 4.
I am really tired of seeing commercials/advertisements for stuff, that is either not out, or out yet, if it’s not out yet, fucking tell me when it will be out so I don’t go to the local record store looking for, or asking the salesperson where it is, and they say, “it’s not out yet”. “GO TO HELL, and SMOKE A DOG TURD WHILE YOU ARE THERE” - Advertisement Agency Whores / Assholes.