Advice? Awkward horrible situation

That’s great news Kayaker.

Kayaker, you’re my new Hero!

So proud of you. There’s hope for human-kind as long as there are people in the world like you.

Good job, dude!

You done good, kayaker. That’s all you can do for now.

Mandatory reporter

kayaker, that was a kind and wonderful thing you did.
I think someone is cutting up onions around here.

Thank you Kayaker. You’re very kind.

I’d love to have a beer with you Kayaker. I don’t normally smoke, but would make an exception. You’re a good man.

Good boss and friend!

Kayaker, you are a wonderful guy.

Man, all this praise strikes me as the antithesis of the old joke, “…but you fuck ONE goat…!” :smiley: