I have it on good authority that while my new job is something to be very thankful for, if you want to get the bonus commission rate, you need to go to a certain kind of church. The president , his stepkids, the kids of his second wife, and his son-in-law, and some of their friends all work here. They’re great people, and they are an asset to the company, but apparently there’s a secret BYU-type handshake that you need to know to get the secret bonus.
Anyone got good advice on who in some kind of American employment code enforcement might be interested in this? I’m assuming that this is illegal. Let me know if it isn’t, technically.