1 Take better care of your teeth
2 get a typewriter, cause your handwriting is atrocious!
3 the first guy you think you want to get frisky with? Wait a couple of weeks, as you will then meet your long term sweetie, and you won’t miss anything by skipping the jock. Well, except being able to wear tampons…up to you!
Okay, explain this, please? 
Next year, your Physics teacher will be an asshole. You’ll know it immediately.
However, what you don’t know is that your rebellious attitude is not going to help. So, listen to me. Study everything the way he wants you to. He wants you to become a robot that spews out answers without thinking? Become that robot. He wants you to solve equations in 7 steps, adding 2 unecessary ones? Do that. He wants yout to learn exercises by heart? Do that.
For the next two years, every minute spent in his class will be an insult to your intelligence.
BUT
If you do that, you won’t have to change the plans that you’ve had since you were a kid. You will go to University to study what you’ve always wanted to study, not some other subject you’ll choose in a hurry.
These 2 years will go by quickly and twenty years later, you’ll laugh at that pathetic clown.
And by the way, the headmaster will not help you. He’s a coward who doesn’t want his school’s reputation to be tarnished.
Find out what “frotz” means.
Get your brother and yourself away from stepdad TODAY. Call your grandma. Call the cops. Start walking.
Don’t cut your own hair.
Learn to drive.
Work harder, you lazy fuck. You’re too dumb to coast and succeed.
Do not let Mom emotionally blackmail you into doing things you don’t want to do, especially going to college straight out of high school and joining ROTC instead of taking the year off you want to take. And don’t go halfway across the country for college just to get away from her either. Stay closer to home and don’t lose touch with your friends and family. They are a bigger support net than you can possibly imagine.
You will be just one in a long string of Maggie’s boy toys. Forget about her after she dumps you the second time and take Susan to the prom instead. This will save you a lot of hassle 25 years in the future, too.
Don’t listen to Scott. Just because he had a bad experience doesn’t mean you will.
Travel more.
- You’re not as ugly as you think, you actually tend to be good looking.
- Dad has poor judgement sometimes. I know it’s scary, but it’s good that you’ve started to think for yourself.
- Go for Laura, don’t focus on her imperfections. She’s pretty, and will be a loyal friend to you.
- Go for the girls you really want. The ones that scare you because you feel they’re so gorgeous. You may get rejected, but at least no one will think you’re gay.