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That’s not that bad!
Describe the last erotic, sexy dream you had.
Truth or dare, Priceguy?
Truth or dare, Ky?
Truth or dare, to the person reading this line!
Truth, please!
Idle Thoughts I dare you, for one post, to still use pig latin, but do the annoying habit of pressing enter after each letter…
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eckafreefray. Hmmm. That has a nice ring to it. Maybe I should change my username!
Wikipedia has a very interesting article on vice. The list of Christian vices is rather astonishing. I mean, guilt is a vice? If you don’t feel guilty, how are you every going to be motivated to mend your ways?
My biggest vice is intemperance, although I am certainly guilty of irreverence and flippancy. Oh, no! I’m guilty of guilt, too!
Can I get a dare? Please be nice…
This alone might have sufficed…
I’ll D&R after I answer this…
I don’t dream erotically very often, and it’s usually kinda odd. Not very recently I dreamt I was in a strange house with my sweetie. I was naked and and she started out that way. She was getting dressed, and I was trying to… distract her. 
She kept ignoring me. Put on undies, makeup, clothes, generally fiddling around. Then I woke up.
I’ll take another truth, Idle Thoughts.
Well,if we’re talking “how many orgasms” I’d say my self abuse record is probably 15-20 in one day. (It’s tough to get an accurate count after a while as they blur together, y’see.) If the question is specifically referring to separate sessions with a break in between, that would be six in one day, then I HAD to get some sleep!
BTW, I’m posting from work on my smartphone, woot!
It involves having access to an infinite number of parallell universes, where all living beings appear exactly in every detail as they do in this universe, but they are really totally emotionless automata, so I can do whatever I want and it won’t hurt anybody else, but to me it will be exactly like being in reality. Oh, and I have superpowers there, and can time travel.
I use them for testing things I could never do in reality, like killing Fred Phelps in his sleep and leaving a letter to his relatives saying “You’re free now, go and do what you want”, or like going back in time and trying to change events, just to see what happens. Or, when I’m feeling sociopathic, sitting on my balcony with a sniper rifle and see how many I can take out before they get me.
I’ll take another truth from Idle Thoughts (that Norwegian thing scared me away from dares for a while).
Truth or dare, Malacandra?
Truth or dare, Anaamika?
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I’ll take a truth from you. 
What’s the longest you’ve gone without washing your hair?
Malacandra, how many hearts have you broken on purpose in your life?
Priceguy, tell me about a time when you were being very, very selfish…and you knew it but were anyway.
Truth or dare, Mika, freakafree, if6was9, brendon, SmartAleq, bigbabysweets2000, clayton_e, MannyL, and Sublight?
Two days. I seriously can’t stand it when my hair is unwashed–it’s the ickiest, grossest feeling for me. I’m like that about personal hygiene in general, I think.
Truth or dare?
I’ll take a truth since it’s late and wouldn’t do well with dares right now…haha.
If you found a briefcase containing one million dollars sitting on your doorstep, what would you do?
(For argument’s sake: it’s not bank loot or drug money or illegal funds, it’s rightfully yours without dispute.)
Hell, I’d keep it. Take it inside, hide it in the closet and start spending here and there.
I’d be gone in a month or two, trust me.
Truth or dare?
Truth me.
If you could freely break any or as many laws as you wanted and would never get caught or even suspected, what would you do?