Go.
I’m thinking of a number …
“Hmm, mind reading? Yeah right. I’ll have to see it to believe it. Well, I suppose I’ll give it a try. It’s a slow night anyway. Hmmmmm…let’s see. Let’s give Idle something to reach for. Ah…I got it. A number. What number now? Can’t make it too obvious…thinks of number”
This will be overstatin’ the obvious, but posts to this thread are unnecessary if you already knew what we were about to say!
Oooooh! I always think of the same thing whenever anybody says they can read my mind! Nobody ever seems to get it. How disappointing. 
Try me! 
Not true, fish, you can post and think something completely different.
“What? Doesn’t he know that that’s a contradiction? I mean he’ll know what we’ll be thinking right away, so why bother to post? 
Still an interesting idea thought. Anyway, what time is it…I’m feeling tired.”
“I’m kinda hungry, which is weird since I just had dinner about an hour or two ago. And man, I’m a little cold too. But that’s no surprise, I’m always cold seemingly. Oh, what’s this? A mind reading thread? I’ll give it a go!”
sigh No.
…wait. You hit on two things. I think you are picking up on my brainwaves. Try harder!
You hit on hungry, and cold - neither of which I am right now. But you came closer than any self-proclaimed “psychic” has! Hooray!
Success!
Come one come all.
Post in here and I’ll read your mind.
Ok.
And that was exactly what I was thinking. Amazing!
Tell him what he’s won, Bob!
“Read my mind? You’re going into dangerous territory, son. I don’t think anyone could pick out any single thoughts from the pile I have in there. But I’ll give you the benifet of the doubt. Okay…what to think about… Well. I have no pants on right now. Let’s see you try to get THAT.”
Boobies boobies boobies boobies
:eek:
“I know! I’ll do a double psych out! I’ll post one thing, so he’ll think I’m really thinking of another, like penii or something, but I really WILL be thinking of boobies, so when he guesses something complete off the wall, I’ll just say ‘nope, I was thinking of boobies’…which, of course, isn’t much of a change for me…”
This guy’s good.
Nice try, it was actually:
OK; my right foot is cold again; shouold probably shut that door. Damn!, I typed OK with a lower-case k, too late now.
So I suppose you got the ‘Okay’ bit spot on - and when you quote me in your Psychic World Of The Strange Newsletter, you can just put Mangetout said: “…spot on…”.
Hahaha. You can count on it.
In a world where everything is nothing, there is always uncertainty as to which is your own ginger ale.
“I’M MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHERFUCK!..(ahh, I love surfing the Dope before work).”