Any that bring up customer satisfaction. Of course your customers are satisfied! If they weren’t satisfied, wouldn’t they have taken their business elsewhere?
Me and you singin’ on the train
me and you just sittin’ in the rain
MAKE IT STOP!!!
I saw that one recently and thought it was supremely stupid. I’m sure it reasonably reflects the opinion of a lot of Bud Light drinkers… that people who drink craft beers are pretentious and like to overpay. But I don’t see how it attracts new customers. I am not giving up flavorful beers for Bud Light. I guess it’s really the same as other light beers, just about name recognition and brand awareness. But the commercial is annoying with the “dilly dilly”.
Also, who would give up mead for some vaguely beerlike-scented swill in a bottle?
And is anyone else tired of being subjected to the Rooms to Go “My stuff! My stuff my stuff my stuff!” commercial?
WTF! The husband sees a pair of jeans and runs off screaming like a little girl? Ugh. Please stop making husbands stupid to sell your product.
Some pasta or tomato sauce company’s new tag line is “Don’t eat, mangia”. Don’t eat, eat? Huh?
And stop using the stupid word “hacks”!
You know what would be really surprising? A GEICO commercial that doesn’t insult anyone’s intelligence!
I’ve seen that one, and similar ones as well-- those ads come across to me as incredibly preachy, in a conservative sort of way.
the somewhat scary drug commericals that go " we treat ailment x but we don’t know exactly how or why it does " we just know it works great
I’d like to know what fucking moron at JBL thought it was a good idea to poke fun at terrorism by having people in a small store cowering in fear at what they think is an active shooter situation.
And Budweiser’s latest stupid ad for their 1933 Repeal Reserve swill. The recipe was banned during prohibition and you’re just now reviving it? I call bullshit. It’s the same swill with a different label.
And it has very scary and bizarre side effects.*
*May cause compulsive gambling, eating binges, driving while asleep, and growth of a second head. Do not take Miraculo™ if you are allergic to Miraculo™. Do not stop taking Miraculo™ without consulting your doctor first.
It actually gets some pretty decent reviews on the beer rating sites. It’s an Amber lager with some malt character, apparently, not a pilsener or pale ale. I might have to try it if I get a chance. Not sure I buy that it is a 90 year old recipe, either, though.
supposedly after prohibition they made laws putting limits oh how strong they could make beer today you can make stronger beer … so supposedly this is "bud classic "
you are probably right tho
Also back in the day I decided to upgrade my pc and the local place gave me the first cd rom and the first real sound card I ever had and a sweet set of speakers
My pc went from zap zap to the actual machine gun sounds of Wolfenstein 3d …I decided to turn the volume up to max with my windows open
My rather sheltered Mormon neighbor lady thought I had a gunfight going on and called la county sheriff’s dept.
I seen what I thought was my regular Saturday bbq chicken pizza delivery go by my window so I walked out the door only to have a 9mm about 2 inches from my face
After I peed my pants (figuratively) I showed them my rig and the deputies played it for about 20 minutes apparently drummed up some business because I got a few free games and everyone had a good laugh out of it when I went back to the pc shop …
Four little words. Separately no big deal. But when yelled out loudly in sequence is a further insult to the intelligence… “BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!”:dubious:
Followed by a repeat of a “not sold in stores” piece of crap shtick that I don’t need.
Also, why are men aged 40 ish depicted as morons and nerds in so many ads?
Ugh. I see it and hang my head to weep for humanity.
It’s officially that time of year where people apparently buy each other a frickin’ car as a Christmas present, complete with bow on top. To me, Lexus is really upping the creep factor buy having children act really excited about the new car (yes I know its like the inner child of the adult that is excited, but to me it’s so creepy to see a child so excited about an expensive status symbol)
Ask your doctor about this drug. In other words “Do your doctor’s job despite the fact that you are paying said doctor for their expertise.”
That rib commercial. You know the one with people making sex-type grunts… Making noises that would have your mother telling you to leave the table. Barf City.
Okay, Wendy’s can shut up about their Sauce-um* Sauce now.
*Or however the hell that’s supposed to be spelled.