They’re badgering you.
Ha! The joke is on them! I have a vicious pack of Dachshunds!
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Mr. Sparky, my dogs and I hate the commercial with the smoke alarm!
There’s a political ad in Illinois (ex-Democrat mayor of Aurora running as Republican for governor) that starts with a siren and someone yelling GET DOWN! GET DOWN! He’s emphasizing his military service but also tying the idea of an actual warzone to Illinois being a warzone of crime. 
I change the channel or press mute as soon as I hear that damned air-raid siren.
More weird than annoying: what’s with this guy growing a mustache but not a beard – not even whiskers?
Black mayor of Aurora with a BLM = “Antifa” = “radical woke mobs” schtick. I’ve pitted him for that, having heard his ads while listening to streaming audio from a radio station in Kankakee.
Nothing more vicious than a pack of dachshunds!
Well, they want to sell the idea that time is going by. He’s not changing clothes. He’s staying well-groomed, haircut, not scruffy-faced. He just decided it was time to try out a mustache. It’s a wonder, though, because everyone else in the ad is having a bad hair 8 weeks.
Sir, I raise you a pack of Chihuahuas - the teacup variety!
Heh, my current mostly-dachshund is also 20% chihuahua. Beware!
My first dog was mostly dachshund but she had a little something else, being too fine boned to be purebred.
That’s why we had Max’s DNA done. His butt was too skinny for a dachshund.
Hey, Hyundai? Electric vehicles were around 100 years before the Smart! Did you even try using something like a Baker?
There’s a Buick ad where the mom and all the kids are piling into the SUV to go to school. One girl asks “Mom, is this your new Buick?” As if, someone told her that mom got a new Buick, but she hadn’t actually seen it until it was time to go to school. Sure, whatever.
And then all the adults freaking out at school because a lizard got loose.
Good observation - I hadn’t noticed that plot hole before. I know Buick has been desperately working to shed it’s image as an old fuddy-duddy car, which explains why they keep showing young families and urban hipsters in their commercials, and in each one rolling thru each and every techno-feature of the interior (never mentioning performance stats), while continuing to say the word “Buick” instead of “car”.
Maybe Mom was out bar-hopping when Dad dropped them off they had spent the summer with him and they hadn’t seen it until that morning.
Or, the kid knew they were getting a new car, and mom took delivery during the day. Although I like the bar hopping scenario.
I’ve been seeing a bunch of ads for Birddogs pants. They are all awful. With a lot of awful commercials, I don’t even remember the product, but these are so terrible that I made a point of remembering the product so I’m never even tempted to buy them.
The first one had a bunch of guys throw a cake in their friend’s face and he gets taken away on a stretcher in a neck brace. They haven’t gotten any better since.
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Barf.