What, you want them to practice their dance moves on your lawn? 
I thought it was a parking garage.
Now I’m getting tired of hearing about Crotch Stink and seeing obese people dancing in their underwear.
What the Fuck???
They used to.
I’m trying to fast forward, no less, through the ads during the US Open, but still, just seeing the fast forward screen capture of buddy with safety glasses on, brandishing a hedgetrimmer with a majestic, slow-motion swooping motion that’s caught in the following captures, makes me make the point of never buying any of the Coors Seltzer line. Bad enough it’s from a pissmaker, but to imagine putting back a six-pack of, say, the lemon-lime or black cherry shit I’m pretty sure would conclude in puking, even with the hardiest of fortified wine connoissuers.
I don’t think I would have noticed this if the ads hadn’t popped up nearly back to back, but “Entyvio Entyvio Entyvio” sounds almost exactly like “Liberty Liberty Liberty”.
The mute button is truly one of the great inventions of modern times.
If it worked on people, I’d probably still be married.
There’s a Publix commercial playing here in the southeast, with a song that goes, “Have a banana, Anna! Eat the salami, Tommy!”
I assume there are rude gestures that traditionally go with this song.
Jingle writers today must have brain cells removed because besides “Entyvio, Entyvio, Entyvio” and “Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. . . Liberty” there’s “Investor’s Mutual, Investor’s Mutual”.
The reason they inflict these obnoxious commercials on us is because they work. But how do they know that a commercial that doesn’t insult our intelligence wouldn’t work even better if they never tried it?
I have greatly enjoyed intelligent and entertaining commercials in the past, only to realize afterwards that I was too busy laughing to be able to recall what they were selling.
Well, you DO remember the tune, and those words, right?
I also remember I’m stuck on Band Aid; my baloney has a first name, it’s O.S.C.A.R; how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop and Choo Choo Charlie was an engineer. In some cases, it’s been more than 50 years and those are not so dang stupid and annoying that I’ll make it a point to never buy that product ever.
I mean, com’on jingle writers!
Honestly, so what?
I’m not going to ask my doctor if Skyrizi, or Entivyo, or Liberty Mutual is right for me. I trust my doctor to tell me.
Also, too, and. . . it’s Physicians Mutual. Just heard it again and realized I got it wrong. So it isn’t even that effective!
Stupid Home Depot commercial. Shows people waiting at 5:45am outside for the store to open. But none of them are anywhere near the door!
Who the fuck wants to wheel a wobbly cartload of lumber clear across an empty, dark parking lot???
It must be completely maddening for Doctors having to deal with jerkoff patients with ZERO medical knowledge demanding use of prescription meds that they were tricked by commercials to want to use because they are stupid and gullible.
“Ask your doctor if taking medical advice from a commercial is right for you.”