Boy, that’s a dumb commercial. There’s all kinds of things people put in their fridge because THEY’RE PERISHABLE! The old lady should be advertising ass sticks.
There is chicken in my fridge right now that I only feed to my dog. Quite the sticky wicket, eh what?
Mr. Hoity-Toity “My Dog’s Food Is Better Than Your Dog’s Food” should mention that rather than calling it “food food.” I’m guessing Fresh Pet assumes their target audience wouldn’t understand the word “perishable”.
OMG, yes! On both counts. It’s fucking food for your pet and, bitch, get the fuck out of my house.
She should have fled in revulsion upon seeing a filthy canine on the couch where people sit.
The “food food” thing reminds me of a line from ALF, where he’s complaining about salad: “That’s not food, that’s what food eats!” Which makes me wonder if the “food food” guy is planning on eating his dog at some point.
And Goddammit, Lady! Shut that fuckin’ Fridge! You trying to cool the house with my Kenmore???
Commercials with couples dancing together in their homes - especially older couples - ping my cringe meter into the red.
But now there is one that rattles my marrow. Watch this video (for the medication Evenity) and keep your eyes on the man. He reeks of jackassery. I see him dance and I fear for my TV’s safety.
Evenity Commercial (2022) - YouTube
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They think an old person dancing like a young person is a guaranteed yuck. Usually there’s a younger person off to the side watching slack jawed.
She shouldn’t open the fridge in the first place. That’s rude.
God, they’d have fits if they saw inside mine. I have a shelf dedicated to medicine.
Probably think I was a drug dealer.
The man asks her to get him some carrots for what he’s cooking. But throwing the doors open wide to stand there waiving around a bag of “food food” while questioning his judgement on what he keeps in his fridge, that is rude.
“Evenity” sounds like a name for one of those over-the-counter supplements that are promoted as “adaptogens”, supposedly restoring your system to homeostasis by magical means.
“With Evenity, you can return to what passes for normal, no matter what your medical problem! Ask your voodoo doctor if Evenity is right for you.”
Well there is one where a MIL type just pushes right in ‘to make room’ and finds the dogs food in there.
Guess I haven’t seen that one.
I’ve been seeing a lot of “down there care” commercials for TP lately. At least two different brands, tho I don’t recall which they are. One is particularly gross, with a woman being drawn into a giant mass of spaghetti? Or something.
But really, down there care?? I guess that’s better than “Wipe your ass with our paper” but not by much.
I think this is Cottonelle. They have decided to be worse than the Charmin bears, who seem to spend most of their time pooping. I hope these ads aren’t successful, so we don’t have to see more of this kind of nastiness.
You could take them to visit the deer camp. Your fridge will look like heaven after that.
Hell, when my cats ate wet food from a can, if there was any left over in the can, I’d put a cover on it and put it in the fridge. Then I’d serve it to my cats the next day. The fridge is a perfectly normal place for pet food.
I just watched that, and now I’m worried that she has to take the medication so her husband won’t break her bones.
Alright. This is NASTY!