No Turner Classics in the tub for you, I guess!
Judge Judy (‘Judge Beauty’) doing some kind of courtroom commercial for E.L.F. cosmetics. I must have seen it a billion times on a basic cable tv show. 
So, your saying it is the normalcy of English?
I agree.
You’d think he’d have heard that response from just about everyone. (But maybe most people aren’t as literal-minded as I am.)
(My bolding in the quote.)
Seriously.
Also, ‘go to your happy place’ implies that you are currently suffering something so horrendously distressing that you HAVE to escape mentally to that happy place.
Which seems like an odd thing for an advertiser to want people to be thinking about.
But they did manage to purchase a catchy melody for their ads, so I guess it’s all good…
Purina Cat Chow: ‘Over 50 Years: Come Home’
The little girl looks so fake, I wonder if she’s the producer’s daughter or something.
This isn’t an advertisement but a promo … for The Golden Girls. I’m not sure how widespread this particular promo is and it only bothers me because I’ve seen it dozens of times and I can’t figure out what Blanche is saying at the end. As far as I can tell, the line is, “Let’s rent adult videos, drink mimosas and French kiss the _____”.
For the life of me - and I apologize ahead of time, but I swear this is what is sounds like to me - I hear, “French kiss the puss.” I’m pretty sure that’s not it, but goddamn it what the hell is she saying?
The pillows! I just googled the partial quote and it came up.
I think it’s ‘the pillow(s)’
Pillows. Pillows? Okay. I prefer ‘the puss’, but I’ll pay attention next time I see it.
Ha! I thought forever she was saying Purser.
I thought; are they on a cruise or something?
It finally made sense one day.
Lady Gaga’s been making a bunch of commercials. I don’t know exactly why this woman repels me. She’s the only female celeb who does. I think part of it is the effort she puts into the non-musical aspect of her career. She tries too hard.
Her lack of eyebrows. People without eyebrows look like some kind of small nocturnal scuttling animal to me. Or maybe an amphibian.
I like LG now but when she first came out I thought she was seriously…unfortunate looking. It was (partly) her blonde hair and lack of brows. She’s very pretty with her natural hair color and normal makeup, a la A Star is Born. I could do without her vocal fry but I think she come by it honestly with her singing.
When she first appears, she looks ok, then a uncanny valley kind of feeling takes over.
Ok.
Ad for “ds???” dietary supplements.
The commercial is kinda quiet and well mannered.
But one lady with tummy troubles says "I’m quite poop shy at times!
Yep. I kinda know what she’s talking about about.
Is this different than constipation?
Saw what I thought was a bizarre commercial with young soccer fans yelling at me about my dry skin and how I need to get some Oil of Olay until my husband told me that that front guy in the beginning is a big soccer star and it was just large crowds of young people yelling at me about potato chips.
I am really (really) getting tired of the Chuck Norris Morning Kick ads on SiriusXM. According to Mr. Norris, “one thing we don’t talk enough about is our health”. Chuck also stresses the importance of “smooth regular bowel movements”. Well Chuck, since I hear your commercial about 20 times a day, I’d say we talk more than enough about our health…and my bowel movements are already smooth and regular, thank you very much.
Another one of my five-times-a-day “favorites”, thanks to the Arizona Diamondbacks. The commercial not only makes no sense, it makes no sense in context of the service. What does a dumb kid have to do with the service?
And in the spirit of youtube, the comments are completely wrong, as usual. They love it! 
Another new car ad. Black woman hits her remote and blacks out an entire city, they drives thru it with a slight sneer on her face, as only her car has light.
Blacking out a city is not a fun idea- people die in black outs.
Okay, that would not be so bad if it was like once in a while, but yeah, even cute ads get tiring after so many repetitions
What a fake scenario with a shitty little actor! Cynicism, pass it on 