Now I have to clean my monitor you bastard. :D:p
How about the one where the kid pays too much for a movie rental and everyone in town goes off on him over it. Everywhere he goes everybody tells him “Billy! it was $1.99!”(not his name or the amount but I can’t remember those) as if it was the worst thing he could have done.
I can see an epilogue where he kills himself and the only thing the note says is :“it was $1.99”
So you go by “Just asking” for short? 
Commercial that bugs me is for some bipolar medicine. They start by showing the person going manic, and then show them up in the air on a house of cards, i.e. “shaky ground”. Then they go through the medicine routine, and at the end of the commercial, they show them with their family doing reasonable things - still on a house of cards. So the medicine didn’t do anything? I think someone got lost on the metaphor somewhere.
I aim to please. 
Arby’s! We have the meats!
“For sandwiches!”
That goddamn Navage commercial. Floating mucus and other bodily fluids are why I never considered medical school. I’ve always had bad allergies years ago. Watching the commercial makes me think of emptying the nose-fluid container with saline and mucus and makes me gag, even now.
Plus, it’s the stupidest invention today. Take a hot shower for bleep’s sake. That’ll clear it out. I suppose colonoscopies paved the way for battery-operated sinus-oscopies.
By the way, that Domino’s commercial for their hot spots, where you can have pizza delivered to you just about anywhere, should that guy be running around with that giant pair of scissors?
Not only that, but usually the delivery person and the recipient are on the same side of the ribbon. She could just hand the recipient the pizzas without waiting for the stupid ribbon-cutting ceremony!
The “slingers” commercial with the ugly hairy people is really getting annoying.
New ad for some Medicare service. Showing them destroying a really nice hedge maze.
Assholes.
They should show the crushed bodies of the other maze wanderers after the heavy equipment went on through.
“Crispy, crunchy bunches, for breakfast, brunch and lunch, to fill your bags and totes, with Honey Bunches of Oats.”
:AARP:
'Scuse me.
“S’Awsome”.
Makes you want to see a brutal beatdown…
“404 Not Found.”
now I know they make certain commercials for specific channels this one seems only to be on oxygen but I don’t think shoe dazzle is going to get points for hiring a stripper (whos fully clothed and made up looking tacky as hell ) to do her routine wearing their new thigh high boots in a shoe closet made up as a strip club to the tune of “im so expensive” they seem to do the same commercial with different music depending on the race of the actress because they shoed an Asian girl and a diff song ….
Every time I hear that Domino’s “dinner bell” commercial, I’m thinking “tacos”, not “pizza”. That can’t be the imagery they’re going for.
The radio commercial for Charmin that starts “We know it’s not polite to talk about going to the bathroom in public…”
Please do not talk to me about going to the bathroom in public. And next time get your preporitional phrase in the right place.
Split infinitives have started wars.