Never heard of dingleberries? “a particle of fecal matter attached to the anal hair of an animal.”
I’ve seen some on our maltese that made me think for a second, did he grow a third bal… oh no! Then you chase after them and they sit down to wait for you! Yep…time to break out the scissors and do some hair trimming. :smack:
Oh…it get’s better. The other dogs wonder what’s going on and try to get their noses reallll close to the action!
This Progressive commercial with Jamie chasing the motorcycle through the desert. Why doesn’t Jamie just get on the motorcycle and ride it?
And I agree with mixdenny. Those commercials with Peyton Manning and Brad Paisley are annoying.
This Babbel commercial certainly hits the ground running with teh stoopid by opening with the line “Ever wonder why Europeans seem to speak so many languages?”
This question is about as unchallenging as the related question “Ever wonder if this dumbass would recognize a map of Europe?” (That would be “no”.)
That single commercial turned me off to chicken Parmesan forever. “Chicken Parm you taste so good…”
Dennis
Why y’all hatin’ so much on Peyton? At least he’s funny unlike his brother, who is making all New York very sad.
Yea! Peyton had like one bad commercial ever. It was an early one where he came across more arrogant than clever. Fortunately, they fixed that.
Like many people I’ve always disliked the begging commercials that show you kids or animals in dire condition and ask you to hand over cash to “save” them. But the ASPCA’s latest commercials are even worse than the usual examples of the genre.
In normal ‘help the animals’ commercials you see mistreated animals and assume (or at least I do) that a crime has been committed and now the animals are with people who will give them good medical care, so long as you send money to pay for it.
But the ‘holiday’ ASPCA commercials focus on animals shivering in the cold. Which raises the question WHY DON’T YOU TOSS THAT POOR DOG A BLANKET, YOU FREAKING SADIST OF A PHOTOGRAPHER!!?!?
It’s not suffering in the past, committed by some horrible person–it’s suffering right now, that the photographer could alleviate, but chooses not to.
(I wonder if their contributions will go down as people, consciously or not, realize the difference between the two types of commercials?)
peyton manning isn’t funny in those commericals just sounds like a socially unaware hick that knows big words that shits all over special moments to sell pretty much useless (by the time they add in all the small print) insurance
They’ve been running this Skittles commercial lately. A giraffe is eating a rainbow while a man is milking it. (at least I hope that’s what he’s doing), and Skittles pour into a bucket underneath the giraffe.
I hit mute every time the Subway commercial comes on with the annoying song about “what you want”, with the singer pronouncing “want” like " wwwwaunt". I can’t stand it.
Not so much annoying as it is odd… A local charity runs an ad every year featuring its spokesman discussing the need to provide fuel sources to those in need. This year, he’s delivering this message while wandering around a solar farm with an an axe. I half expected him to start smashing panels the first time I saw it.
Every time I see this commercial I wonder what the hell is wrong with Skittles. I see the West Indian (why?) guy eat an expressed milk (we hope!) Skittle and it makes me hork. Just as bad as the girl eating the boy’s Skittle pustules in the other vomit-worthy Skittle commercial.
Here’s one that’s been irritating me recently.
Best Buy commercial. Woman comes up to a Best Buy salesguy/concierge looking for Christmas gifts. “I’ve got a long list”, she says gaily.
Woman: “My daughter is getting into gaming”
Best Buy Dude: “Nintendo Switch”
Woman: “My brother”.
Best Buy Dude: “Mavic Drone. Guys love drones.”
Da fuq? The woman has a long list and your first two suggestions total at least $900? I think I must have missed the part where she says “I’m a dot-com millionaire and I have a long list.”.
At the risk of being repetitive, I really, really cannot stand that walking anorexia poster that hawks Toyotas.
I hate that stupid French Dove commercial.
Since I don’t speak French it’s bad enough, but the song is so…IMPORTANT!..that it seems to be trying to hard. It insists upon itself, as they say.
I don’t know the song, but it sounds incomplete. Like they took two lines in the beginning and jumped to the end. Which they did, I looked up the translation:
Lines one and two
No, absolutely nothing
No, I regret nothing
Jumping ahead one verse
I don’t care about the past!
I still like Dove, but they make me not want to buy them again. What does the past have to do with eating Dove now? Je ne sais pas!
New toothpaste ad where a woman is trying the “tissue test” on her teeth. Fols, your teeth are not supposed to be white. They are actually supposed to be more ivory.
That’s “Non, Je ne regrette rien”, by the incomparable Edith Piaf.
The commercial just plays three lines.
Not to mention that if you have to do some bogus test to find out if your teeth are yellow, they’re not. Just don’t let other people compare your teeth to a tissue and you’ll be fine!
My solution to that issue? I specially buy yellow tissues.
To me, the last line sounds like “I’m a booty pate!” And I can’t unhear it.