Oh and another Cox abomination. That kid is so fucking annoying, if I were dating his mom, I’d run away.
But the store guy seems like he’s ready to say “your mom is hot.”
I think you have the wrong link. This is an ad for a car repair shop.
Works for me. It goes to the Cox ad on YouTube.
Maybe my URL was pointing to the end of the commercial?
The kid is annoying at any place in the ad… 
Don’t forget the same 7* notes wheezed out of a harmonica over and over and over and over again.
- or whatever, I didn’t count.
That one worked. “Mom” “Mom” “Mom”
ugh
Hobby Lobby commercial. Is this kid selling his handgun? :eek:
That’s sure what it looks like.
Stupid commercial either way. You can get good stuff at goodwill for a lot cheaper than HL, if you’re a single mom hurting for money.
Aw, man! Why’d you have to point that out? I love this commercial. He could have pawned something else, Hobby Lobby! Like his video game!
Maybe I’m getting whooshed, but y’all need to watch that full screen. He’s selling his video game console and controllers, seen early when she takes a controller out of his sleeping hand.
It’s a “Gift of the Magi” kinda thing, I guess.
[Roseanne Roseannadanna] Oh. Well, never mind! [/RR]
Two recent ones both from the same company.
This one The Promotion just bugged me because of the anti-misogyny heavy handedness of it. The “oh-no! the white male bosses gave the job to another white male!”
Would have been daring and edgy if they showed a dejected white male who just got passed over because they gave the job to a female.
Then this one, The Text, should be called “The Passive-Aggressive parents”. Seriously, the kid comes back to live at home and instead of asking him how the job search is going let it build up until ass-dad decides to snatch the kid’s (adult kid that is) phone away from him. The whole level of “if you’re gonna be coming back to live under our roof you live under our rules which include us looking through any of your personal property” is just gross.
I’m disturbed by her putting a nearly whole apple in the sink rather than tossing it out. (or saving it for later or something, whatever.) That’s a big enough, non-messy enough portion of food that it shouldn’t be precariously balanced and put in the sink.
Oh wow! It is obvious at full screen. Thanks.
"Yeah, you stupid person, *of course *you didnt get the promo. They saw you were actively looking for work with another company. "
Not to belabor it, but this is seriously the worst thing on TV right now. The reasons it bothers me so much are:
1, You cannot watch half an hour of TV without hearing it at least 5 times. There are now like 4 versions of it.
2, It’s extremely ear-wormy and
3, I’m *highly *susceptible to ear-worms.
Without hyperbole, I have *literally **woken up at least 5 times and it’s stuck in my head. As in, I instantly start singing it in my brain.
I have even had *dreams *about it. Where it plays in my dreams.
It’s not even that it’s a bad song–it’s an annoying version of a “whatever” song that under normal parameters I’d never have to think about–but it’s inflicted upon you ad nauseam in an unrelenting manner only a multibillion company who pays nothing in taxes could possibly afford to repeatedly inflict upon someone. It’s inescapable.
*I bet it’s more than 5 times waking up to it, but since I revere the word “literally” as it should be used, I will err on the side of caution rather than risking exaggeration.
I submit for your approval the Audi commercial called The Flock. In it a dour looking couple are standing in line at the airport to fly south for the winter (according to the narrator.) After a little kid bumps his foot with her bag the couple hears the sound of an engine, see an Audi parked outside the terminal, and take off in it, supposedly to the South, after giving the kid their tickets.
In only 15 seconds, Audi did so much wrong.
- The couple stole this car.
- The car shouldn’t be parked outside the terminal with no one in it.
2a. It probably has a bomb in the trunk. But I’m an optimist. - They won’t be quite so happy with their choice when they run into a snowstorm and heavy holiday traffic.
- It might be news to Audi, but cars are not as fast as planes. Since a trip out of the snow is a long one, their holiday will be half over by the time they get there.
- Forget 4 - they’ll be in the slammer for a stolen car rap.
Nice work Audi!
I may also be a terrible person, but there’s nothing I want to see less on my TV than sad little sick kids. Except maybe sad, sick little kids who are reciting memorized lines. Children actors are inherently annoying. I know that the hospitals are doing good work, but I don’t watch TV to be depressed and saddened and annoyed. If I wanted that, I could turn to Fox News.
I think this is the same series, but there’s a just awful commercial with a little bald Santa cancer patient delivering presents to all the other kids on the ward. And the kids are looking unnaturally cheerful for a ward full of terribly sick children, and they’re hugging which seems like a bad idea for the immuno-suppressed and I’m sorry, but there’s just nothing uplifting about a room full of kids on chemo, no matter how many gifts and Santa hats you throw into the mix.
That would have been even FUNNIER if you had written “Faux News”. And maybe thrown in a Trump insult for added punch. Never gets old.
That’s the short version you linked to, which had little of that:
