I was under the impression that the SDMB had a stipulation that users must be of a certain age, but I can’t seem to find it on the new registration agreement. Was that all just a figment of my imagination?
Posters must be at least 13 years old.
Although, some of us act much younger sometimes. 
Merry Christmas.
Munch, you’re probably wondering about the special super duper COPPA Agreement.
Here, I translate it:
Child’s Online Privacy Protection Act
I’m 14.
Hooray.
And it’s clear from your post time that you’re up way past your bedtime, even if you are a few hours behind us. Lights off, young man!
What, you mean I should go to bed at 8?
That sounds about right! 
Oh, and SmileyDeath, when I see a post from you that’s stamped 5:29 am (EST, where I am), that means that it’s 2:39 am where you are. I’m telling on you!
Apparently, I live very near SmileyDeath… so I always know when he’s been up very late (or very early, depending on your point of view). Same goes for him, if he ever wanted to check what time I stay up to occasionally.
That said, what the heck were you doing up at 5:14 AM, SmileyDeath? I’ve heard of getting an early start to the day on Christmas morning, but I thought that was just for little kids!
F_X
Maybe he has younger siblings that wake up the entire house?
It was Christmas Eve and Santa was running late.