Nothing to add except that I love your illustrations, especially this one.
I’m missing something… I didn’t get the joke
Me, too! I’m dying to know what this one is all about. Hilarious!
flickr wont work for me at work (trying to make sure employees don’t goof off all day long drawing things on ms paint) so youll have to describe anything you want explained.
Two words for you: Legs. Spleen. 
Here you go dumdum, I just copy and pasted from the other time I had to explain this:
This is essentially a picture of me and my best friend. She’s really really tall and has really long thin legs. So I just teased her and called her “Legs” and eventually it caught on. Her last name is Kehoe. Self explanatory. She decided that I should have a body part nickname too. The trouble with that is I’m 5’4 and proportional and one part of my body doesn’t stick out like her and her legs. So she picked something on my insides. Spleen. King is my last name (please don’t find me and kill me now) so it just went from Spleen King to “the Spleen King” hence the crown.
I actually get a ton of mail addressed to this name. Legs lives in another state and so one thing we have that we can torment each other with is signing each other up for wacky free shit in the mail. 1000 Japanese Condoms addressed to Legs Kehoe? Free information packets on STDs addressed to Spleen King? A free video from the Hair Club for Men for Legs? Its all been done.
It wasn’t that much of one. I made a joke, a sort of sly remark and nothing like the over-the-top, appeal to the mass-market, least-common denominator joke which bbs2k followed up, all based on my original humor, not just some old copy-cat shit, but who got the laughs from the girls? (I’m under the impression from somewhere that Ninja is a woman.)
And fuck no, I’m not bitter.
lobstermobster, do you have a LiveJournal? I kinda want to friend you. And go drinking with you next time I’m in San Francisco.
I dunno, I heard that you shot the bird at a box of kittens once or something.
Well, he really is glaring at that broom.
To be fair, I heard that word back in 1998 on Dr. Laura. :eek: (Sorry, I was a conservative little kid back then.)
Anyway, we’re all missing the point here: transsexual Vietnamese brooms from Cleveland are taking over America’s bars and churches! Where’s the outrage, people?!
I never claimed to have invented “sexiled” I actually stole it from I am Charlotte Simmons by Tom Woolf. I have two blogs actually. One is just regular personal blog and the other is just about my thoughts about issues in animal testing in medical research. Both of these only have two entries before I just forgot about it. I really want to try to keep up with my animal blog though. I like having an outlet to gibber about it.
Are you on Facebook? I’d really like to po…
Sorry? Hang on.
I’ll be right back.
But if I somehow manage to kill you without finding you first, that would be acceptable? 
I’m just trying to understand the rules, here. 
If you can kill me without finding me that’ll be it. You win. You’ll have my eternal respect [from the grave]
[aside to bouv] That’s why you hire a middle man. A fixer, if you will. You don’t gotta find nothin’. [/aside to bouv]
nope thats proxy murder. its gotta be him
I loved I Am Charlotte Simmons.
back to our regularly scheduled show…
pokes you on the shoulder
“He doesn’t like you.”
“I’m sorry.”
“I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence in twelve systems.”
At this point, the angry guy comes over and cuts him in half with his broom.
No he just cuts off the forearm.
If Obi-Wan had been angry, he would’ve cut off more than a forearm.
I believe we are witnessing the birth of a new internet art form. Hand illustrated journalism. It has that ground level everyman feel to it. It has an inimitable “art of the ordinary” quality that won’t survive sophistication, or polish.
LobsterMobster, you are the pioneer of a new era in human expression! Thanks.
Tris