What has two thumbs and doesn’t really care?
This OP sucks shit.
First rule of pitting someone: choose your example(s) carefully. You offer exactly one example of why Ilsa_Lund is the bane of your existence and it’s a forgettable joke which you didn’t even get. This makes you look like a dumbass with a stick up his ass.
Second rule of pitting someone: admit when you’re wrong. Don’t fall back on defensive “well, he does a lot of other stuff too!” It makes you look stupid, especially if you’re too fucking lazy to dig up links so we can all see what behavior is annoying you. A vague rant without links makes you look like a crazy homeless man arguing with himself.
In summary: your OP sucked and you are a lazy turd.
Showgirls sympathizer sounds more damning.
WAAAAAAAAAAA! Go look for a cite yourself fuckbake, I fail to see what’s vague about my OP. Its all there, in various threads. Rather than being lazy, perhaps i’m too busy at work to trawl through fuck knows how many threads. Try taking my post as my cite, cunto, instead of being a lazy fucker yourself.
Aren’t you being just a bit begrudgeous?
You’re so busy at work that you can only generate half-assed posts for a Message Board?
Besides, every time Ilsa kills a kitten, God masturbates.
“Fuckbake”. I like it. <writes down “f…u…c…” etc.>
Liking Showgirls … hmmmm… isn’t there therapy for that?
Bitch, don’t start threads if you don’t have time to make them, you know, coherent. It’s not our job to sift through the board trying to make sense out of your ramblings. It’s much easier to just assume you’re a dumb knob.
And don’t try to make up creative insults. You suck at it. “Fuckbake” is just embarassing.
Mark me down as another person that thought Ilsa was a girl. I’ll never read his/her posts the same way again. It’s almost like he got a sex change operation or something. Wow.
Tell that to Garth Ennis, ‘Giraffe’, thats where I got it from in his Preacher books.
Sorry I can’t stick around, I actually have a life to go out to tonight, rather than watching pissants try to bait me on OPs or working on my Cathode ray tan from sitting at a computer 24/7. Keep yourselves nice til tomorrow.
MUUUUUUUUUUUMMM!! Giraffe doesn’t like my insults!
I’ll stick to the tried and tested fucktard or asshat next time mmm?
Yes!!! It’s the classic “I have a llife instead of sitting at a computer all day like you nerds” comeback! Haven’t seen that one for a while…
Damn, you’re just a whiny little bitch today, ain’t ya?
:: shakes head ::
Goat felcher still works too. But that’s not why this has turned into a self pitting. Make sure that you do your research and provide cites and footnotes.
And puleeeze use your best ammo when pitting. You would have garnered so much more support from the other members had you gone the Showgirls route instead of the Dead Kitten Flame.
So you can’t even come up with original insults. Pathetic.
Sitting at the pub by yourself, pathetically attempting to make conversation with the bartender and staring at cute girls until the leave your vicinity does not a life make.
Wow. The “Sorry, I don’t have time for this, I have a life” defense. Does that work in real life, too? I mean, when your wife yells at you for being a douche, do you reply “Sorry, I don’t have time for this, I have a life to get to!” and simply exit out? Or does the sheer fact this is over the internet inflate your balls (and ego) to the point where you’re simply an actor playing a role here? At least, that’s what I get from your asstacular insistence of bravado.
The sad thing is, I was quite willing to agree with the pitting. I clicked on the thread thinking “Hmm, I’m not a big fan of Illsa, this should be interesting.” Instead, it was weak and all you had to do was search that one poster’s post history. The onus to provide cites is on the accuser, not the third parties. For example, if I pitted you for being an overly-pretentious dick, I would almost certainly use this thread when people asked me for evidence. So, here, I’m giving you an out. Find an hour of the day, hell, half an hour will do, and look up a few posts. I’m not asking for the entirety or a few thousand posts, just a few, that prove what you’re saying. Look at it this way - if Ilsa is really as bad as you say he is, it can’t take that long or be that hard to prove it, right?
My new favorite word.
Tell it to Garth Ennis, ‘Q.E.D.’!
Is it a bad thing that I really have no clue who Garth Ennis is?
Translation: I started a spectacularly lame pitting 'cause I misunderstood a simple joke, and am now getting my ass handed to me on a plate, so I’m going to go hide out for a while and make myself feel better by pretending I’m somehow superior to my rump-roasters.
Jesus Christ, buddy.