Wait…what other posters here have female-sounding user names but are, in fact, males?
Welcome to the Internet.
paulberserker – you, sir, are a prat of the first water.
points and laughs
Off the top of my head: Bambi Hassenpfeffer and NurseCarmen. I’m sure there are others.
Also Muffin.
I’m just glad that somebody besides me is getting lambasted for pitting an un-funny cat joke. 
FWIW, paulberserker, I agree that the “cat brains” joke is tasteless (though it appears you’re pitting the untruthfulness of it rather than the tastelessness). Can’t comment about Ilsa_Lund, though.
This is getting so warped. But I love it. 
No dog in this fight, but the kitten post was an obvious joke.
You author a third-rate OP and then have the audacity to insult and bitch someone out for criticizing your lame offering and not doing your homework for you? Allow me to offer you some unsolicited medical advice. Open up your skull, scoop out that soggy mass of urine soaked cornflakes currently sitting behind your eyeballs, and replace it with a working brain.
Ways to tell that your pitting is lame…
- The pittee feels no need to bother with a defense.
- Even the people that actually dislike the pittee call it lame.
- Calls the guy out for living with his parents.
- It’s triggered by a misunderstanding resulting from the pitter’s inability to perceive something that’s obvious at a glance to everyone except habitual glue-huffers.
- People need to make a list about how lame the pitting is.
- Brings up unrelated beefs to flesh out a clearly slim pitting subject. “And another thing…the Beatles! And Showgirls!”
- Drags in other posters who the pitter thinks also have a beef with the pittee, and gets it wrong.
- Even those with no dog in the original fight join the fracas.
- It turns into a post count padding game.
- Hi Opal.
- I burning your brain-bashed cat!