Disclaimer: Noone involved in the story is a racist at all, so no super freak outs. Got it?
So my daughter gets out of the bath, gets dressed for bed, and comes back into Me and Alias’ bedroom. She throws her towel on Alias’ head and starts singsonging “towel head towel head towel head.”
Alias and I share a look somewhere between :eek: and and Alias busts out laughing. Daughter of course has no idea what she is saying and why the situation is so funny. All she knows is that “towel head” is getting huge laughs, so she keeps right on doing it.
“Towel head towel head. You are a towel head. Don’t take that. That’s my towel for towel head day.”
At this point, Alias and I are in tears laughing, rolling around, and clutching our sides. Eventually we get a grip and explain to her why she can never say that again. Still, it was funny as hell for a minute.