I knew it knew it knew it. You knew it too. This week’s issue of The Globe (a pillar of American journalism) indicates that Mr. bL has a tragic condition which leaves him with an “underdeveloped set of genitalia”
And in fact that many years ago, Osama bin Tinynuts had a girl from Chicago laugh at the size of it.
It was not me.
<cough>
Well, so much for your chance to go down in history.
heh heh… “go down”… heh.
Does the Globe have a website?
HEEHEH EHEHHEH!!!
When I saw your thread title, the first thought to my little pea-brain was, “Yeah, he’s got a little d***.”
Fear me, mortals!
And if some butcher circumcised it, we are all doomed. Because circumcised men all become rapists and killers, you know.
Should we simply rain Tug-Ahoys down on Afghanistan?
Gee, and I wanted to see what aha had to do with this whole situation…
Now playing in Kabul: Osama and the Angry Inch!
I was sure jarbabyj was going to reveal that Osama is a Cubs fan.
Fan? I thought she was going to say because he got passed over for center field.
Every piece of new information about this crisis calls for new national guidelines. From now on, young women should not laugh at the penises of men they suspect might grow up to be crazed and charismatic leaders of frightening movements. You have the power to stop meglomania!
Shit, there goes my dating life.
Well, someone better tell Lucky.
Poor thing, she’s going to be heartbroken.
When I think back to all the mini-dictators I must have caused at Georgetown…
In all fairness to bin Laden, Kabul’s classic rock stations often play Western Union twenty or thirty times a day.
Just an aside here, but it seems that everytime you have a rampaging despot bent on world domination, better Wall Street shares, whatever – one side always makes fun of the genitals of the other guy. Winston Churchill, so the story goes, did the same about Hitler, and that ended up as a popular song sung by the soldiers (something about Hitler and Goering’s balls …)
If it was a woman – would you say she was bent because of small boobs?
And wouldn’t you have to run real fast just after sayin’ that?
I hear they’re telling potential terrorists that if they die in battle, they’ll be transported to heaven amidst a harem of virgins. There’s the problem right there, these guys are Not Getting Any. Let’s set up a whorehouse in Kabul and give em what they want.
That’s just silly, everyone knows that left is the idiot’s position and he can hide that weak arm there.
Ooh, can I help name it? I figure that since it’s in Kabul, we can appropriate the names of U.S. companies with a minimum of legal trouble.
May I suggest:
In ‘N’ Out,
Jack in the Box,
Jiffy Lube,
or, The Quickie Mart.
Get Bin Laiden
d&r
Incidentally, Indira Gandhi, Golda Meir, and Margaret Thatcher all had rather impressive racks.
– Uke, horribly embarrassed that he looked.