Ahh pants

How I love that your denim material means you don’t dry quite as quickly as everything else in the dryer, particularly on portions of you where there are multiple layers of denim, such as that weird pocket midway down my right thigh that doesn’t seem to serve any particularly useful purpose.

So now, when I put on my favorite pants fresh from the dryer, I have a colt wet patch on my right thigh. Oi.

briefly debates using his iron to dry out the patch without first removing the pants

I only bake my clothes dry.

You have a horse in your dryer?

Well there’s your problem right there. Keep your damn pants away from young, incontinent equines.

No, the OP should quit trying to stuff 40s of malt liquor in his pants pocket.

I wash and dry jeans separately from the rest of my clothes, and when the dryer says they’re dry, I assume it’s lying, and run them through another cycle.

I hate damp patches on my jeans.

I’ll call the burn unit at your local hospital. briefly checks out Raguleader’s butt in said pants

reaches into back pocket and pulls out a cigarette butt

Whoops, how did THAT get in there? :confused: