You whippersnappers have no respect for the classic institution of usenet. I was on alt.fan.cecil-adams when you were knee-high to a grasshopper [soils Depends] before that newfangled AOL came along.
I think we could, but it’d be tricky.
Does this set some sort of record for most views of a first post?
Perhaps the OP can slip mom a Mickey.
Perhaps it’d help to consult a Wiki?
Or a gin rickey.
Little chickie,
Had a quickie.
Got a hickey.
Thinks it’s icky.
Burma Shave
Since the OP doesn’t seem interested beyond posting the OP, let’s close this one.
samclem Moderator, General Questions