I love you Americans, but it’s so nice when you have a holiday that we don’t. The boards work so much better with the low traffic!
For any of you lurking around…Happy Thanksgiving!
I hadn’t caught on to that, but you’re right, there is an awful lot of brething room around here today.
Fortunately, my girlfriend reads the Dope, so she understands that I must read it. And so I, an American, get to enjoy the high speed. Though I’ll forget to brush my teeth and pretend to talk about “footie”, if it makes you feel better…
I’m Canadian actually… but you can throw away your gun, and talk about hockey if you want.
GM, there’s still a few of us late workin’ brits around, dear boy, so go ahead.
Hockey, eh? Now we’re onto something here.
In the spirit of this thread, I feel the need to share this part of a skit from the magnificent Mountie Song by the Arrogant Worms…
Mountie: You listen here, yankee punks, you better back off, 'cause I got a gun and I’m not afraid to use it.
American Tourist 1: Oh God, a gun.
American Tourist 2: Oh, he’s gonna squirt us!
T1: He’s got ONE gun!
M: Yeah, heh, well, how many guns you got?
T1: I got ten.
T2: I got fourteen, that’s twenty…one
M: …But where do you keep that many guns?
T1: In our tank.
M: You’ve gotta tank??
T1: We didn’t walk here.
T2: Buttwipe!
M: Where would you get a tank?
T1/2: Wal-Mart!
M: Oh.