Straight Dope:
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I’ve got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. A lot of my body is numb."
The next morning, his body was being pumped. It felt like someone had put a giant needle into his body.
“They’ve got these big machines and they’re moving them around, and there’s some of that awful, awful, awful smell going on in there and then all of a sudden, he’s out and they’ve got all the pieces of me and I’m coming home.”
As he recovered, he was kept in a room with a large window looking over the street and then eventually moved to another room.
“My head was a little bit in the room, but the main thing was I had a couple of tubes down my throat, and they put a catheter in to put this catheter up into my esophagus, and that’s a way of giving you the medicine that comes into the tubes. And then a little bit of something else”
Life, don’t talk to me about life. I just want to live.
"I’m not going to live my life thinking that I’m the only person in the world. That’s the problem. It’s my own fault.
“I can live without it.”
But a couple of days later, she did not know who she was:
I’m going to wake up and realise I’m still in the hospital. I’m still going to be in the hospital, but I don’t know that I’m in the hospital anymore. I don’t know whether I’m in the hospital, the morgue, in the morgue waiting to be released or in jail and then I’ll wake up. It’s been a week, and I’m not sure. I know, when I was in jail, I was in jail for almost eight hours. I couldn’t get the phone to work, they cut me off. I didn’t get any kind of explanation.
Oh frettled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me a sodden bog." And it was true that the old gaunt face was quite a bog to him. It had been a long time since he had looked at a face so old and so black and so withered.
And so now he thought it would do to sit up and look at it, for it seemed to have an air of power about it; and besides, he had often wanted to be as old as those grey walls and roofs of those ancient houses. There were a score of them, he knew, but he had not thought about their height, the thickness of their timbers, the size of their rooms.
For there are old houses which are not big, and those old houses have no air of being old; and old houses do not have their walls covered with books. So now he sat up, and looked round him with an eye that was a great deal too big to see. And there were many faces on the wall.
We’ve got movie sign! We’ve got movie sign! We’ve got movie sign!
You’re not going to be able to make the show. And there’s nothing I can do about that. So don’t bother me about that, okay?
You’re not going to be able to do it because the show isn’t about me, so it doesn’t matter that I’m not in the movie.
I love you guys. I am so happy for you. You’re going to be great, and I hope you’re all really excited. I’m going to keep my head down and try to make it a great experience for you all.
Thanks so much for being here. I’m so happy for you. I have so much more to say and have plans for how it’s going to be a really cool thing. I’m not sure yet, but we’ll figure it out. I’m really happy for you guys. I am so happy
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
“I’ve been doing this a long time and we’ve seen a lot. This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen, but I’ll give it my best shot.”
Boyd also offered an assessment of the state of the race in the race.
“I don’t think I’ve seen this,” he said.
“I have been very surprised, the pace, but we’re working to keep up.”
“I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want” just gave me what reads like a script for a phone sex worker.
Okay, the program can’t handle caffeine.
My prompt: I was drinking a cup of tea.
The response:
I swear there was nothing in that tea.
Tried it again.
The hell with how to cook them, I want to know how quickly they’ll get through my system… 
Okay, this one is good. I used an actual headline. Now guess which of the following is the real opening sentence in the article and which one is the computer generated fake.
Trump launches African-American outreach effort for 2020
The first one is the fake. I think the only clue is the July date.
Nor have biologists any reason to worry.
Neolamprologus multifasciatus is one of the small shell-dwelling cichlids endemic to Lake Tanganyika. They live and breed in a variety of water masses, but usually only in the lower reaches of the lake, where it is warmer and more acidic. They are quite large for a freshwater species of their size and are a serious predator of other shellfishes.
Cichlids like this one are common in Lake Tanganyika.
There is a very interesting relationship between the male and female cichlids of the genus Neolamprologus. While the male is able to fertilize all of his eggs, the female is capable of fertilizing only one of them at a time. If
I love it!
“I do not intend to make New Jersey a part of this misguided process,” Gov. Chris Christie said, “and the President and I will not stand idly by while our nation and our state are dragged down by the decisions of others.”
The decision, which comes after more than three years of intense and at times bitter negotiations, makes the Garden State the 16th to leave the U.S. for the European Union, a move that Christie has said was necessary to “preserve our economic strength.”
“I can assure you that New Jersey is, and will remain, a strong, proud, and loyal friend of the United States,” he added.
The state will now begin negotiations with other states to join a new state association known as E.U.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
“This is the perfect moment,” I say. I’ve got a hand held with the other in my pants, but the motion is a bit awkward and I look a bit like a bad movie monster that wants to escape the cinema. I try to relax.
“Do you want to be alone or with me?”
It takes me a few seconds to gather my thoughts. The words seem to echo around inside of me, a thousand voices at once. I’ve always been comfortable with strangers, but I never thought I’d be able to speak to anyone. “What about me?”
“Me?” The man nods. “Yeah.”
I laugh. "I guess I can go. It’s going to be a lot less uncomfortable if you’re the one
Disco sucks….the other day at dinner I realized this to my dismay. I was wearing a tie and the guy next to me had on a bow tie. I couldn’t figure out how the hell he had the balls to wear a bow tie without being embarrassed, but now I know it was because he didn’t know any better. Now I’m going to put the bow tie on that guy. Just to make him understand. I’ll just hold my hand out and give him a hug. That’s the kind of respect I demand.
Dehydrated water is a great substitute to help you conserve. To use dehydrated water, mix the ingredients together and pour into a clean container. It will make a very quick and easy homemade solution to the deodorizing issue.
Dehydrated water can help you deodorize a room or a whole apartment in a short amount of time. It also acts as a natural deodorant. When used in a large enough amount, it can actually provide a natural, non-perfumed deodorant. Just make sure that the amount used is at least half of the quantity in the packet.
Dehydrated water is a great alternative to purchasing deodorant in bulk. If you are like me and you are an extremely lazy person, you will probably find it hard to find time
Advanced Tea Substitute
To use, fill your blender with about two tablespoons of loose tea leaves. Blend for three seconds, or until the mixture is frothy. Add water as needed. Add a little water to help dissolve any impurities, and use more tea if needed. Serve with a spoon.
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4000 series Mechanoid-like robots. These robots are known for their incredible speed, agility, and strength. They can also fly.
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I fed it the parody title of Donny Junior’s new book.
It doesn’t like me. I feed it a simple couplet: “My name is Joe Friday. I’m a cop.” The orange bar’s arrow spins for ten minutes and more but returns nothing. Sort of like calling the EPA for information. And this is NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, when a driven author should complete 50000 narrative words in November. I’ve many IRL impediments to workflow. How can I finish in time without using cheats like this?
Sometimes you need to keep having it Generate Another to get something good. After about five tries, I got this:
I’ve now hit Generate Another a couple dozen times (with intervals in-between) and had zero output. Is another instance of this generator available?
John Lennon and Paul McCartney were in The Beatles. A lot of people know the band.
But the true story of how they became members of The Beatles is much more mysterious. In fact, it may even be less famous than the group’s story.
Lennon’s and McCartney’s roles in the group’s creation is largely unrecorded. They never played on any of the band’s first five albums.
They may have met briefly in 1965 at the Royal College of Music in London when they both attended classes there.
The two met again at Abbey Road studios in London that same year.
As the group’s first albums were released, both men were in the studio with them. Lennon and McCartney may have also played some acoustic guitar on the songs.
**John Lennon and Paul McCartney were in The Beatles. **Elvis Presley was in the Black Eyed Peas. Prince was in the Superheroes. The “Black Panther” was in the movie “Black Panther.” The “Miley Cyrus Show” was on MTV.
The point is that you can be in a minority group that is considered the enemy by many people and still have a fan base because they are a different type of minority.
So when you see people saying that Beyoncé and Jay Z are the most “controversial” musicians of all time because of their race or gender, I don’t have a problem with that because the fact is that they are very popular and successful.
**John Lennon and Paul McCartney were in The Beatles. **He’s like The Fab Four.
“I love the Beatles because they changed the face of music and the world. And that’s the most important thing.”
This interview has been condensed and edited.
They tore my legs off and they threw them over there. Then they took my chest out and they threw it over there. Then they started to pull me from one end of the room to the other."
After the police arrived, they asked Mr. Pritchard if they could talk to his son.
Mr. Pritchard, a former Navy man who now lives in St. Louis, said his son was trying to escape. “He told me they were taking me to the airport,” he said. “They told me they were taking me to the airport. I told him, ‘I’ll be right back,’ but then they started kicking me and hitting me.”
Mr. Pritchard said the police said that they had found explosives at the residence and that the explosives were in a metal container. They then searched the area, he said, but no explosives were found.
a few more MST3K inspired ones;
He tried to kill me with a forklift," said another passenger, who was in her 20s.
Another passenger said she witnessed one man trying to lift the plane’s rear tire and another man trying to run over the plane.
“I saw one person on the floor, trying to move his legs,” she said. “He was trying to put it under control.”
When police boarded the plane, the man who tried to get up jumped out and was detained, said Lt. Jeff Kupershmidt, a police spokesman.
Police said the passenger who tried to escape jumped from a second plane. They recovered his clothes.
The man who had attempted to escape was taken into custody for investigation of felony escape and trespassing.
Two men on board the plane tried to pull the man off
He tried to kill me with a forklift.
In a written statement, the restaurant said that the manager did not call police because he “did not believe the incident to be a crime,” but said, “The situation was brought to the manager’s attention and we immediately investigated the matter as we would any other incident. As an organization, we stand by our policy that we do not tolerate violence and are committed to providing a welcoming environment for all guests.”
The owner and manager are not named in court papers. Neither has been charged in the criminal case.
Samantha Bergman, a former New Jersey resident who had been eating lunch with her boyfriend and daughter and who is an activist with Black Lives Matter, described what happened to her in a telephone interview Tuesday night.
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid… and I went ahead anyway.
I had to take the risk.
It would be a gamble for sure… but a risk worth taking if it got me a little closer to the truth.
But in my desperation, I’d forgotten the warning I’d read earlier.
The real truth was that I had no idea what I was looking for.
Well, this is just looney.