Remember a few months ago Elon Musk announced that he wouldn’t be releasing a AI text generator because of it’s ability to creat fake news stories on demand? Well, it’s been released-
The product varies between pure comedy and indistinguishable from real news, but it’s fun to play with.
For example, entering “The cat lovers of America announced today”
Returned a result:
The cat lovers of America announced today that they have created a “cat club” to promote responsible cat ownership and education. “We’re not here to tell you you have to adopt a cat, and if you don’t, you don’t have to. But there are things you should do every day to encourage your cat to be healthy, happy, and well-cared for,” said Tasha, the leader of the organization.
“We’ve spent our time talking to the cat community and explaining what responsible cat ownership means,” Tasha added. “We want to create a space where cats can be embraced and cuddly, and we want people to see the love behind the act. We want people to think, ‘Oh, that’s a cute cat.’”
My attempt was somewhat interesting, I guess (First sentence was the seed.):
I was sitting at the bar when the devil came in and sat next to me. I asked him, “How much?” He replied, “You know how much I charge.” I said, “I can’t afford this.” He replied, “Oh, then come over there and try it!” So I went over there and I tried it. I thought, “Wow, this is a real drink.” I tasted the drink and said, “It’s not good at all.” He said, “How much did you pay for it?” I said, “Well, I just bought it from you, but I thought, I can’t pay you back.” He said, “Well, I’m going to give you a free drink!” So I bought it and when I was about to pay, the bartender said, “What’s that?” I said, “Well, that’s a free drink.” “No,” he said, “you can’t have it.” So I said, “How do you know I paid for it?”
Kim Dardashian releases a new sex tape. After the initial shock, I get to see more of the Dardashian family and their lives. While I like the fact that she did not keep her mouth shut about the details of her family life, the film is a little bit too focused on her and not enough on her boyfriend. When she is not getting into sex with other men, her brother is running around in his underwear and is not even trying to hide it.
In case the name doesn’t ring a bell, it’s a long-running, ongoing, major, well-documented scandal in the world of political journalism, which you’ve probably heard of. The allegations that surfaced in the past several months, led to Donald Trump’s eventual firing of his campaign manager, and ultimately, to the appointment of a special counsel in the ongoing Russia investigation. It’s the biggest scandal of the Trump administration so far and is now being investigated by several congressional committees as well as a special prosecutor. It also has the potential to destroy the President’s reputation as well.
In late August, a tape allegedly from the Russian President’s sex life was reportedly found. A report in BuzzFeed described it as “the most damning evidence yet” that Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin are “bromancing” and “having a really good time.”
Damn, politics is being injected everywhere these days, even AI generators. I seeded it with “The Devil Came Down to Georgia” and it took a political turn I was not at all expecting:
The Devil came down to Georgia this week to try to convince one Republican and one Democrat in Congress to vote against a funding bill for Planned Parenthood. The goal of the operation was to make life miserable for House members who did not vote for the bill. They succeeded, in a major way. The bill passed easily in the House but the Senate isn’t likely to agree to the same thing in a vote expected sometime next week. And the bill is so bad it will probably be vetoed. The president, for once, has no excuse.
God what a great way to spend a slow Saturday morning
madsircool sex tape: comedy or horror?
MADSIRCOOL: A few years back I was invited to a party where people were doing this, and they were doing this stuff, so I was just like, “Yeah I know this shit.” And so they put this tape together of us doing sex stuff with each other, and we all sort of laughed and started talking about it, and then they put out that the tape was fake, and then they were like, “So why didn’t you guys do this when you were 18?” I think it was because they were all over-sexed and probably thought this was a fun prank, and they wanted us to do the same thing, so I was like, “I don’t think I have a good excuse, but yeah, I don’t have one.” So I was like, “Oh, that’s why you guys had the tape.” The first time I saw that tape was when I saw it in the office :eek::eek::eek:
Jesus, this one got dark in a hurry (spaces between sentences left intact as given on the website):
Mary had a little lamb
The next day she told me her name was Mary. I found out I was a shepherd
And I’ve been telling my sheep to beware of wolves
And when the sheep ran away from me
And the wolves began to feast
I told the sheep I was hungry and they had no meat
And I took out my knife
And I stabbed the lamb in the neck
And the sheep cried out in terror
I laughed and laughed
And I was still laughing
Then I stabbed it in the heart
And the sheep cried out in terror
And I laughed and laughed
Then I stabbed it in the chest
And the sheep cried out in terror
And I laughed and laughed
Then I stabbed it in the throat
And the sheep cried out in terror
And I laughed and laughed
Then I stabbed it in the belly
And the sheep
Einstein: Hippy or bad hair day?
Marilyn Monroe: Not quite so bad hair day.
Lennon: Oh yes, I am so sure.
Pablo Picasso: I’m thinking of going out into the great outdoors.
Einstein: I’ll take you for a ride in my convertible.
Lennon: Oh that’s too bad. You’re too nice.
Einstein: You’re not too nice. You’re just a little too nice.
Lennon: You know, there’s a thing. If you ask a person what makes a man attractive to women, they will tell you that he has to be good-looking. Well, that’s all right. Men do have to be good-looking, but it’s not as important as the fact that he’s a good person.
Einstein: I think I’ve got a really nice face.
Lennon: I think you might
So I plugged in the first sentence from the description on the web page. Pretty dull stuff, but I nearly blacked out from laughing when I reached the part about what the cat was doing.
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