Autumnal Sequenox 3 -- Fall into sequential threads

New season, new sequential threads thread.

Does America Really Need…
screaming kids - really?

Does America Really Need…
Vancouver or Victoria?

Nah, not really. Let Canada keep them.

** $30 for a pizza…are you frackin serious?
Obama’s “Buffet law”**

**For what occasions/events would you get all dressed up?
screaming kids - really?
**
Really! Putting on a cummerbund really calms them down.

"Atheist on an airplane" joke
Boeing 787 finally delivered

Oh, come on. I’m sure it’s perfectly safe!

BASE Jump off Everest, anyone?
Stupid directions from Google Maps.

Remember kids, don’t blindly follow directions! (Without a parachute, anyway.)

Is this costume idea TOO tasteless?
spontaneous human combustion

Maybe not tasteless, but it could be a mite dangerous depending on how realistic you make it.

**What Out Of Date Technology Did You Work
Go to first new post Boeing 787 finally delivered **

Cat pictures!!!
Cat can do yoga.

It’s all part of their ninja training.

Do you/should you turn the map upside down when heading south?
Canadians and left-turn lanes

That could explain it.

What to wear to a Renaissance wedding if not a rennie costume
I maced a guy, and kinda missed

Yeah, carrying a mace (or morning star) is more a Medieval sort of style. In any case, a polite person does not strike another at a wedding with a deadly weapon. It’s Just Not Done.

Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain?
“We’re Alive,” the Zombie Podcast

Kurt hates it, but his fans demanded his return. But how does he sing with that hole in his head?

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a retail cashier who can’t hear or speak???
Please transcribe this auido extract

Hey, stop messing with the cashier and pay for your items already! This line is moving slow enough as it is.

Just posted on Facebook
Out goes all those floppy disks

I think I’m finally getting the hang of this Interweb computer thingy. And look–it even has a cupholder!

**Help me choose my next vacation spot.

#OccupyWallStreet
**

**What should I carve into my pumpkin?
That T-mobile chick **

**Which candidate would make the worst president?
Putin To Run Again
**
But at least we can all make fart jokes.

**Husbands, how do you cope…
Celibacy or How Long Have YOU Gone Without?

Ask the Icebear (aka guy who visits brothels)
The Twenty Dollar Trick. Have you used it? **

** What’s the Longest You Went Without Having Sex?
Help with an unruly 11 year old**

That’s just sick. And illegal!

How to be sure I wasn’t lobotomized or had other brain surgery without my permission
Excessive RAM = Higher risk of crash/BSOD’s??

See, it was for your own good.

** Animals declare war on people. Can we win?

Cat pictures!!!

Funny Kitty Videos

**

Evidently not.

They have CUTE on their side.