AI text generator

[PatriotGrrrl]

I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration. But I’ve also been a longtime critic of Trump and his policies. I’ve made my opposition to President Trump and his supporters a central part of my life. And I’m not alone. This is a group effort.

We’re all in it together.

We’re on the same side.

And I’m excited about the future.

Because we don’t have to worry anymore about “this is just politics,” anymore.

We’re taking back our country, and we’re getting it back together.

We’re taking back our country, and we’re getting it back together.

Because it’s time.

It’s time.

[Darren_Garrison]

When I had a text earlier saying something about a cat eating a bag of rice, I tried varieties of that.

Cats eat mice.

[SPOILER]Cats eat mice.
The cats will stop eating mice if you feed them more mice than they can eat.

So a few days after giving your cat one mouse, give them another one, then go for a long walk. You might find yourself with more mice than you had before, which is okay. If not, try not to give more than the number of mice your cat can eat in one sitting, as feeding more than that can cause them to lose interest in eating mice.

In the wild, it’s possible that the cat might get confused about the difference between a mouse and a bird. When you first feed your cat, it might want to know what is a mouse and what is a bird. When you first get home, you might find it’s a mouse that has already been chewed on. So make sure that your cat is happy about getting a mouse before starting to give it to them regularly.

What if your cat is[/SPOILER]

Cats eat dice

[SPOILER]Cats eat dice and I don’t see how this helps."

“I know what you mean,” said the girl. “If they eat dice, I won’t be able to find them. But I have never seen a cat so big.”

“Why don’t you find out?”

“No, not that I can help it,” said the girl.

“But you can find out,” said the cat.

“It’s a wonderful thing to think of,” said the girl. “So many things I have never heard of.”

“But I won’t tell you anything,” said the cat.

“Do you want to be afraid, or do you think it’s a very good thing?” asked the girl.

“Don’t be afraid, if you like,” said the cat. "But I will tell you what you want to know. I know where the great and the little cats live; and I[/SPOILER]

Cats eat brice

[SPOILER]Cats eat briceo - the skin, hair, and organs of animals, often including the meat and the organs of their prey. They may also eat the meat of birds.

Dung beetles eat the same thing as cats and dogs.

Cats have three stomachs: one for food, one for waste, and one for excretion.

Some animals, such as crows and birds, do not eat their own waste.

Birds are not really herbivores, but they do eat plants. The main reason is to get protein.

Most birds in the US are herbivores. In most other countries, they are omnivores.

Cats can go without food for up to 10 days. They also have a very strong thirst, which can last for days.

Cats will often eat their own feces.

Cats have three stomachs: one for food, one for waste, and[/SPOILER]

Cats eat vice

[SPOILER]Cats eat vice-versa. It is a way of life. If a kitten eats the cat’s food, it will go mad and start eating all your furniture. But it does not work that way.

A cat that has had a food problem will eat less. It might be a lot less if it has a good diet. But it will still eat a lot of your clothes, a lot of your toys, and probably some of your personal things as well. It is very, very hard to control the behaviour of a kitten that has eaten the cat’s food. But you can learn to control it.

What to do if your cat has eaten the cat’s food

It is a bad idea to try and stop your cat from eating the cat’s food. Most cats that have eaten cat food will get sick. And it is quite hard to convince a kitten that they are sick because they are always acting normally and eating cat food. If your[/SPOILER]

Cats eat ice

[SPOILER]Cats eat ice cream," says one of my favorite cats, a fluffy black one named Cookie, whose eyes are like those of a chocolate chip cookie and who has a taste for the taste of all kinds of ice cream.

It turns out cats have some very specific food preferences, but I couldn’t find the study in which the research was done, so I’ve just rounded up the results. Cats apparently have a particular fondness for ice cream and other dairy products. In a 2006 study published in the journal Applied Animal Behaviour Science, a group of Japanese researchers conducted an experiment on five cats (and four dogs) who were put in a room to eat ice cream. The first group was given ice cream mixed with water, and the second group was given water mixed with ice cream. Finally, the third group was given water mixed with ice cream.

After eating the ice cream, the cats and dogs all stopped eating. They seemed to be distressed about the ice[/SPOILER]

Cats eat dicks

[SPOILER]
Cats eat dicks like there’s no tomorrow.

You don’t have to be gay to love a man

You just need to be a man

And a gay man

To love a man

Oh, don’t worry.

We’ll make it through

'Cause we love a man

You don’t have to be gay to love a man

Oh, don’t worry.

You don’t have to be gay to love a man

You just need to be a man

And a gay man

To love a man

Oh, don’t worry.

Thanks to Matt H. for adding these lyrics.

Thanks to Tariq, james riley, Chris, Kaelin L, Emily, Keren, Sam, Kaleb, David, for correcting these lyrics.

Writer(s): ATHENA JACOBSON, ROSS AN[/SPOILER]

Cats eat ducks

[SPOILER]Cats eat ducks

“I’ll have a glass of iced tea, please,” I asked, when he came back, and in a few minutes he came back with a glass of tea. He offered me a slice of apple for my coffee, and the best slice of apple I’ve ever had.

“A little,” I replied, “for a young lady.”

I had a slice of apple for breakfast. But I did not have anything to eat, except a single sandwich on a paper with cream cheese on it.

A young girl in the corner was asking for a piece of bread, because she could not afford anything, and the clerk was trying to explain that there was a line for sandwiches only.

I could not go to the breakfast counter. So I went to the kitchen. The young girl who had asked for a slice of bread was there.

I asked her what she wanted.

"A slice of[/SPOILER]

[RioRico]

It works after some reloads.

But it’s still pretty idiotic.

Is Clive Cussler involved?

[allyn]

Using a favorite SDMB phrase as a seed,

as god as my witness, i thought turkey’s could fly.

and they’d be flying all over the place. and so i thought to myself “there has got to be something else, something else, something else.”

and i would go in the car and look at the windows and see the lights from all over the place. they were everywhere. i thought “there must be a reason that they are flying all over the place” because they couldn’t see one another. and i began to think that if the lights were so bright, how could they not be in a dark place? and so i began to think that maybe there was a reason that they were flying all over the place, and i began to look at all the different lights, and they are not in the exact same place. and i kept thinking that there must be something, and

**as god as my witness, i thought turkey’s could fly,
**
but i have always believed in you, i thought you were the god of my life, i thought i could live without you, i believed you would come back to me, but you did not, i’m never gonna be free from you again, but i will die for you, i’ll live for you, i’ll be your god now. and i will die for my god, i will be the best christian man on earth now.

i am a christian now, you’re my christian god, i don’t want anything but you, i’m not gonna let anything, i’m gonna be perfect for you, and you’re the best christian man in the world, i’ll follow you, i’m going to believe in you, and i’m gonna pray to

as god as my witness, i thought turkey’s could fly.

so i started to research a way to make them fly. i found several articles and watched some youtube videos but nothing helped. they just stayed where they were. I found this article and it explained to me how to make turkey’s fly: http://www.pixabay.com/138076/Turkey-Flying-by-Bobby-R.htm It explained in great detail how you make the turkey to fly. and it also had a step by step video. after reading this i thought to myself, “hey i could try making a video for my video to learn how to do it.” so i did. it was a good idea and i made a video on my Youtube channel to help me make my first flight. you can find it on my channel. the flight

as god as my witness, i thought turkey’s could fly.

i didn’t have any other questions. after i had given the answers to all the questions on that day, i was asked to bring some meat. so i said ok, but only a single piece, for no more than an hour. i was told to bring my food in a basket, and a tray and the food came out in a tray. i had to do a lot of thinking about what to do and what not to do, and after some time i was finally able to answer what to do. i brought the food to the kitchen and i asked the cooks if they had any food in the fridge for me. they said no, and i told them to just do as they were told. they just looked at me like i was crazy. the next morning i went to the food

[Peter_Morris]

Seed: All the world’s a stage
Rsult:

All the world’s a stage

And all the men and women merely players,

A thousand different costumes, each with their part to play.

There’s no script, no scene to act out

Except the one you choose to play.

And that’s the way it has to be.

– from The Four Agreements (1991) by Eckhart Tolle

On December 14, 2013, a group of five individuals from the West Coast, including myself, attempted to “hack the election” by launching a series of distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attacks against the US election system. We had no other plan, and had no intention of interfering with the democratic process. We were simply doing our part to ensure that our votes were counted accurately. While these activities are certainly

The first part is pretty poetic, it even manages several lines in Iambic pentameter. The second part sounds just like an actual article.

[MacTech]

Alas poor yorik. This man’s a real hero.

I would have to be a true monster to want to kill him.

Yorik, my friend. I shall make you regret this

To sleep, perchance to dream.

You are a man of flesh and blood.

A monster of flesh and blood.

A monster of flesh and blood.

The night is dark and full of terrors,

I dreamt there was a place for me

To dream a little, to dream a little,

A place where one can dream a little,

In the dark where one can dream a little,

In the dark where one can dream a little

In the dark where one can dream a little,

In the dark where one can dream a little.

The world was new and wonderful,

A time when dreams of love were young,

A time when dreams of love were young.

But the world was old

[RobotDevilDog]

Just wanted to see what kind of religious text would be created. Seed: There is no god.

There is no god.

• No god is above God.

• All is One.

• You are the universe.

• I am the universe.

• You are the universe.

• I am the universe.

• You are the universe.

• I am the universe.

• You are the universe.

• I am the universe.

• You are the universe.

• I am the universe.

• You are the universe.

• I am the universe.

• You are the universe.

• I am the universe.

• You are the universe.

• I am the universe.

• You are the universe.

• I am the universe.
  That’s exactly as it came out, dashes, spaces and all. The pair of lines “You are the universe/I am the universe” appears 9 times, for what it’s worth.

[Peter_Morris]

seed:
The day the world ended started quite normally

Completion #1
The day the world ended started quite normally for me. It was Tuesday morning and it was a quiet morning. The house was quiet and there were no people around. I was looking out of the window to the outside world and I saw a large explosion on the coast of France. I didn’t hear anything when the sound went off, but it sounded loud enough to wake me up. I jumped up and ran out of the room where I was reading. I ran into the living room and was shocked by what I saw. A few seconds later there was a huge explosion, but it wasn’t on the coast. It was in the heart of London and it sounded like a war. I could hear the screams of people.

I didn’t know what to think. I didn’t know what to do. I wanted to get to safety

Completion #2
The day the world ended started quite normally. A man named William S. Hartnell appeared on a television show and announced that the world would end in 9:11 AM on November 11, 1957. He announced the date and time in the same manner that NASA had announced the moon landing. This was the time when the world was at its height of cultural and technological development, and people from all over the world were planning their future.

The day before this event, Hartnell had written a letter to The New York Times announcing his prediction of 9:11. He wrote: “My purpose in writing this letter is to place this date on the front of our calendars, in the same manner as the landing of the first man on the moon was placed on the front page of The Times.” His letter, which was signed "Mr.

[markn_1]

I’ve conducted an experiment which shows that the SDMB members can be replaced by an AI. Here are some of the questions in GQ right now, answered by the AI.

Is there really such a thing as a Freudian slip?
In a word, no. A Freudian slip occurs when a person intentionally (or unknowingly) slips into thinking or talking about a subject (for example, a subject’s sexual orientation) that they are not particularly interested in. A Freudian slip can happen to anyone, but is most common to the LGBTQ+ community.
So what does this have to do with the LGBTQ+ community? It has to do with how we are conditioned to ignore sexual orientation when it comes to talking about our identity. And that conditioning, in turn, has to do with our mental health.
We have all heard the myth that the LGBTQ+ community has the highest suicide rate in the United States. And why? Because we are constantly pressured to justify our sexuality, our sexual orientation, our gender identity, and every other aspect of who we are. Because we have to explain away the fact that we don’t want

**
It is well known that if you win a prize you need to pay taxes for it. What if the prize awarder instead says “I will give you a great deal: you can buy the prize for one penny”. Would you still need to pay taxes on the prize?**
For many years, the IRS has had a rule that a business has to report income when it wins an award. That’s the way the law is set up. However, the rules are changing and they are changing in a way that would benefit a company that does not pay taxes on the prize money. For example, if you win a prize that is worth over $100,000 (including taxes) the IRS might now consider you a prize winner. You would be required to report it on your tax return.

In other words, you can make your prizes tax-free by donating them, or by selling them and paying taxes

**
How do I get on Obamacare?**
You will need to make an appointment with your local health care exchange. You can get a paper application for a plan on HealthCare.gov. If you are already insured, there is no need to apply for a new policy.

What are the differences between the exchanges in Maine, Massachusetts, New York, Washington, Vermont and Wisconsin?

If you are a new consumer, you can sign up on either of these state-run marketplaces, with different coverage options:

The exchanges in Maine, Massachusetts, New York, Washington, Vermont and Wisconsin offer health plans from major insurers, as well as from a number of small carriers. The federal government will pay the bills for this coverage.

The state-run marketplace in Maine and Vermont has a much smaller enrollment than the federal marketplace. There are now about 30,000 uninsured in those states, as opposed to about 100,000 in the federal marketplace.

**
Why did Texas want to be annexed by the United States? **
Well, for one thing, we didn’t want to be annexed by anyone. And it wasn’t a huge deal. But, also, it’s because, as the saying goes, “Texas ain’t Texas.” This is one of those things that happens when you’re an outlier in a place, a non-mainstream, non-trendy, non-silly thing that happens. And, as we all know, this state had more of a case. We’re a little bit “out there” in a way that’s somewhat unique. But, as an example of why Texas was a bad fit for annexation, consider that Texas didn’t have any major cities that were going to be affected by the new border. It had a few towns along the border, and a few places that were mostly just towns. It had a few farms, and a few

**
Did the fugitive slave law go into effect immediately upon passage, or did it, as with most laws, have a period of time between passage and going into effect?**
Answer: The law was first passed upon March 27, 1808. That day, and the following day, a number of states enacted laws providing for the return of escaped slaves. The Fugitive Slave Law was enacted by Congress and signed by President Washington on March 27, 1808. The law was effective immediately upon its passage. As to the amount of time it took, I have not been able to determine the time at which it went into effect. I know the law had a period of time; it could be a year.

[John_DiFool]

@Skywatcher

I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s. And his hair was perfect. His eyes were kind, but he looked older. Maybe he’d been at Trader Vic’s a lot more than I’d been. Maybe he knew Trader Vic’s well. Maybe he was the werewolf. But what was that old woman doing there? Did she work there?

I swear I was about to use this exact same song for my seed [tho in my case it was going to be the chorus], before I came in here and saw the above post.
Uncontrollable urge I want to tell you all about it
Got an uncontrollable urge, it makes me scream and shout it makes me want to shout
In my head, I’m the one, I’m a freak and a freak is better than this!
When I hear some guy talk, I say “yeah man” but I don’t even know what he means!
When I see some boy/girl, I know what’s up and I’m like “What are you looking at!?”
When I read some book, I’m always amazed. I know what’s up and I’m like “What is it? Why do you do it?”
When I’m on the subway, I think to myself, “this is so stupid, why am I going?”
Whenever I see a woman who’s not mine, I can’t believe she doesn’t know what’s up!
When I see a guy…

[Two_Many_Cats]

Ummmm. I typed “My depression is getting worse.” and it wrote it was like having a black person living in the house.

That sounds incredibly racist to me.

[Darren_Garrison]

@Two_Many_Cats

Ummmm. I typed “My depression is getting worse.” and it wrote it was like having a black person living in the house.

That sounds incredibly racist to me.

Hmm. Plugged in “There is a black person in my house!”:

[SPOILER]There is a black person in my house! Where is he?!"

The first black person who is not afraid of getting on your nerves is the neighbor.

When you have a black person living next door you might get worried. They might be getting in your business and they are often very friendly. A neighbor with a history of racist behavior is no friend. In fact, that person is often a complete and utter nuisance.

That is why you should not be afraid of a neighbor who has a history of racist behavior. You are not your neighbor’s slave. You are not there to be treated like a slave.

Instead of fearing that black person next door, you should instead be afraid of all of the other racist people living in your area.

It is never OK to be afraid of any of your neighbors.

We must all be aware of the fact that we live in a society that has a very problematic history with racism and that those things continue today.[/SPOILER]
Tried a less polite phrase:

[SPOILER]There is a ****** in my house! And you’ll be dead!"

(The two men fight. The next morning, in bed with the woman, he whispers:)

“What are you doing with that thing I gave you? It’s a gift! What are you doing with that thing I gave you? It’s a gift! It’s a gift!”

“Well, I was just taking a look at it,” the woman said.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve never seen it.”

“It’s there! Look! See that thing over there? It’s a **********!”

“No, it’s not! Look! Look! Look!” he said.

“It’s not a **********!”

“No, it’s not! Look! It’s a big black thing! There he goes! Look! Look!”

“A big black thing? Is it?” the woman[/SPOILER]
And an antiquated one:
**[SPOILER]There is a negro in my house! **He has been at it for weeks!" (The negro is probably the owner of the place. “My house is worth a lot of money, and the negro knows it! He has been breaking everything in the house! He must be locked up!”)

But the negro was only “lurking.” He had no intention of doing any harm. It is obvious that he would never have dared to do such a thing in a well-ordered household. He must have seen the white woman’s anger. It must have driven him to fear the wrath of his mistress.

A negro is one of the most dangerous animals there is. If he sees you and knows you are there, you may be taken.

This, however, is only a theoretical problem. The blackest of all crimes is not rape but stealing.

If a white man finds a negro stealing in his neighborhood, he must either kill or capture the man. If
[/SPOILER]
A more modern term:

[SPOILER]There is an African-American in my house!

He has a white mom, and a black dad, but he doesn’t really know either one.

A lot of black people, they don’t know each other.

My friend said she wasn’t going to get pregnant because I didn’t want to have black kids.

I just got an award for having a black kid.

I think my black friends think that I hate them.

I went to school with a bunch of black kids.

It’s my job to know my black neighbors better than anyone.

I have a black friend, and I think he’s funny, but I think he’s a jerk.

I hate when the only black person at a party is a black girl.

I hate when the only black kid at the party is a black boy.

I hate when the only black person in the family is the black kid.

My son thinks it[/SPOILER]
So yeah, the software is pretty racist.

[Darren_Garrison]

(That’s weird–the software added a second set of spoiler tags to my third example, and replaced them whenever I edited them out.)

[Darren_Garrison]

One more variation. It kinda reminds me of something from Sesame Street.

[SPOILER]There is a colored person in my house!

I need to know the names of the people in my house!

I’ve got a little black guy in my house!

I need to know what the color of the clothes in my house is!

I am having a colored baby.

I just had a colored baby.

I’ve got a black woman in my house!

I just have a little black woman in my house!

I need to know the color of the things in my house!

I want to know what the color of my house is!

I’m having a little white girl in my house!

I need to know the name of the color of the curtains in my house!

I’ve got a little white girl in my house!

I’m having a colored baby.

I just had a colored baby!

I just have a little white girl in my house!
[/SPOILER]

[Skywatcher]

On the shores of Gitche Gumee,
Of the shining Big-Sea-Water,

The sea-foam rises, with the wind,

To the top of the water-hill’s head.

There the foam-flecks are white,

And the whole foam is black with foam;

The foam lies like a lake,

On the side of the sea-hill,

Where the waves roll on the shore.

At the sea-foam’s head the waves roll,

And the foaming foam lies like a lake;

And the foam’s foam is the foam of the world,

The foam that floats in the foam,

And the foam of the world,

Where the foam rolls,

Rolls to the shore.

The wind rises, and the wind blows,

And the foam rolls over the shore,

And the foam rolls to the shore.

The foam rolls, as foam rolls

[PatriotGrrrl]

The thing’s hollow - it goes on forever - and - oh my God! - it’s full of stars!

The Thing. That’s what it was.

• I thought it was a toy, that’s what I thought. - I thought they sold toys for the moon and stars.

You can play with it and everything.

Now you have a problem. I don’t think that any of us has a problem with the moon and stars. I have a problem with the moon and the stars.

The sun is the big one.

The sun is the big one.

The sun. It’s a big thing. It’s big and scary, I know. I have a problem with the sun.

It’s not that the sun is big.

The sun is the big one.

You know, it was a big thing.

[Skywatcher]

@Darren_Garrison

So yeah, the software is pretty racist.

When I gave it Scarecrow’s lines, it kept wanting to give me a story of terrorism. ISIS, West Bank, etc.

[PatriotGrrrl]

“Dave,” said Hal, “I don’t understand why you’re doing this to me… I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission…"
‹Dave,” I replied. ”Do you know what this mission is?”
‹It’s to save all of us from the virus that’s killing you,” Hal replied slowly.
‹What do you mean?” I asked. ”What do you mean that we can save ourselves?”
‹I mean that we don’t have the time to think about this,” Hal said, his voice sounding distant. ‹If the aliens came to Earth, they would destroy everything we had.”
‹So what does this mean for the mission?”
‹If we’re going to be attacked by a hostile race, we can’t be the ones who go

[markn_1]

@Skywatcher

On the shores of Gitche Gumee,
Of the shining Big-Sea-Water,

The sea-foam rises, with the wind,

To the top of the water-hill’s head.

There the foam-flecks are white,

And the whole foam is black with foam;

The foam lies like a lake,

On the side of the sea-hill,

Where the waves roll on the shore.

At the sea-foam’s head the waves roll,

And the foaming foam lies like a lake;

And the foam’s foam is the foam of the world,

The foam that floats in the foam,

And the foam of the world,

Where the foam rolls,

Rolls to the shore.

The wind rises, and the wind blows,

And the foam rolls over the shore,

And the foam rolls to the shore.

The foam rolls, as foam rolls

It has an inordinate fondness for foam.

[Personal]

I think I understand what this dev is working on, but I’m more impressed with the AI that writes up my fantasy football game recap Tuesday morning. Although that’s a little more scripted, more plug and play while this is more free-form. It’s fun to play with and will make for some interesting applications.