Time for the annual HIV test (being sexually promisc… er, I mean, active and all), so I head down to the Community Center to do my wifely duty. As I head into the front door, I see three guys standing in front of the building with a sign: “Ban the ‘HIV test’!” Not quite knowing what that was all about, I just duck in and get in line.
(Side note: I’m a queasy thing - can’t handle needles, and pass out at the sight of them. Thankfully, they have the oral “cheek scrape” test - not quite as accurate, but it’ll do until I can get someone to come with me to help me home should I faint, ever so demurely, at the sight of my own blood. )
So while inside, the volunteer asks if I have any questions. “Yeah,” sez I. “What’s with the guys out front?”
“Ah,” sez he. “Well, it seems that some people believe that HIV does not cause AIDS, and…”
“Stop right there,” sez I. “Wackos.”
“We usually just advise folks to avoid them,” sez he.
AIDS deniers.
Charming.
I remember reading an article a while back about the fact that San Francisco ACT-UP, once the forefront AIDS activism group, had to split off into another group, because the people who were in power went from “ACT UP, fight AIDS!” to “HIV doesn’t really cause AIDS - maybe poppers do, or unclean living, but The Establishment[sup]TM[/sup] is lying to us! Aaaah!” So, um, what the fuck is wrong with these people? Anybody have any clues? What, new drug therapies take the wind out of your sails and you need something new to rage against? Over twenty years of solid epidemiological research linking HIV to AIDS isn’t good enough for you? What is this, fucking South Africa? Or maybe you’re not getting enough attention from the media because the disease has gone on for too long? Still mad no cure’s been found? Tired of using condoms? Never mind that STD rates are up again. Never mind that a surprisingly large portion of the twenty-something gay generation is either thinking “it’ll never happen to me” or “you don’t die from AIDS anymore.” Never mind that barebacking and bug-chasing is all the rage. Never mind that all these great new club drugs impede your thinking and you’re only helping muddy the waters.
What the fuck is your damage, you fucking morons?
:mad:
Esprix