Ain't I a stinker?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Today I got it into my head to change “the” to “buttocks” on my mom’s phone. She’s 70 and she’s having a fit right now. I was laughing so much I had to take my asthma medication. She called me over to show me and I started laughing but I managed to make her think I was laughing about it happening, not because I knew what was going on.

I told my brother to message her so that she’d be texting a lot. He sent me a message back saying she’s having an aneurysm :smiley:

I’m waiting for her to walk away from her phone and then I’ll fix that change and make it a different word comes up as “buttocks”.

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[Snowboarder Bo]Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff down there![/Snowboarder Bo]

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I’m tellin’ ya. Retroactive abortion rights.

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She’s gone for a shower. I changed “is” to “buttocks”. I can’t let her hear me laugh, so I sound like this:

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How much do you stand to inherit?