Airplane mistakes I have made. (long)

All this talk of stalls has made me remember one of my more stupid flights early in my flying career. I had around 660 hours total time and was still working at my first place of flying employment.

I had been flying in the Houston area in the company C-180 doing ‘strip’ photography for the pipe line companies on the new DOT requirements.

I was back in Tulsa for some reason and on the morning of 7-27 1971 I was told to take 21 Terrible, you might remember her from some of my other stories, to Tyler TX for EC, a patrol pilot based there who was having airplane trouble. I was told the weather , although not good, was fine if I got a move on. (I was also told that if I really could not get the job done, to leave the C-150 there and get a bus home.)

I grabbed a map and ‘got a move on.’ The flight down was rather uneventful as far as this story is concerned. Show 2.3 Hrs total time in the log book EC met me at the FBO and so did the mechanic that caused the sudden flight. He was threatening to go to the FAA with how bad the plane was if EC tried to fly it. Call me on it also. Well, I am an A&P licensed mechanic also and so I told him I would look the plane over and if I thought I could get it home I would and if it looked bad, I would call and get a ferry permit and if I would not fly it, it would sit until other arrangement were made.
So EC took me out to the plane. Oh My, what a tired little thing. Dirty, corroded, torn upholstery, the inside was coated with tabaco. EC was a chewer. ICKY, the inside was yellow with scum, especially around the little vent cups in the windshield, oil leaks, lousy compression, learned from the pull through of the engine. No directional gyro, no artificial horizon, only a VTH-2 radio, bald tires, I won’t tell you how many hours over TBO ( time between overhauls) I thought the engine had.

In other words, typical equipment for this company.(Why do you think they would hire pilots with less than 300 hours total time?)

The weather was getting worse. I needed to make up my mind.

I said I was going to take it on a test flight around the airport and see what it was doing. My, what a tired little airplane. Very weak but ran smooth in three cicles of the field. that was enough so I looked to the South and saw the weather moving in so I swung to the Northwest and radioed down that I was off to Tulsa.

I started a slow climb and worked the best possible climb out of 7753E that I could. It was not much. After a while, I could see that the clouds were going right to the ground and were getting higher than faster than I was so I did a 180 degree turn to head back to Tyler. Oops. The weather was shut down behind me and I raced to the last open area I could see. I lost the race and was trapped on top with a line of thunderstorms to the South and a solid overcast to the North. I could see where the overcast leveled out about at 8-9 thousand feet some good distance to the North. I headed that way and worked on getting altitude. I used every trick I could, even had a small clipboard under the flap handle to hold about 3-4 degrees of flap and was down to the point that any speed, even right down to the stall would not gain another foot of altitude. I was at 5200 feet. I was not going to clear the overcast.

I had gotten high enough to be able to call the FS station at McAlester and get current weather. I was had. East and West was no help. Tops of the overcast at MLC was at 8500 with some clearing above and scattered to broken North of MLC. I just had to find a way to get there. I turned back South and all that did was show that MLC was right and the line of weather was cutting me off even more.

Okay, I knew I was South and East of a straight line from TUL to Tyler. I was south of the highest mountains & South of MLC and if I could get under neath and there was any room at all. I could go West until I found the large transmission line that ran across the mountains.

The lowest part I could find over the overcast was now about 4800 feet. I was wondering what to do while thinking about what Hurley had shown me one day in a C-170. He showed me how to fly right at the stall with the engine at idle using only the rudder and compass. We had been talking about how the W.W.I pilots would use a spin to get down through an overcast because, one, they knew how to get the airplane out of a spin and two, the airplane was stable in the spin with the controls held in one position. Well a lot of modern planes do not do prolonged spins well like some of the W.W.I. fighters did. So in a high wing Cessna there is another way.

Carb heat on, engine at idle, full flaps, and trim for the edge of the stall. Just sitting there nibbling at it. You are sort of nodding up and down going from flying to mushy stall and back again. You use the rudders to nail the standby compass to a heading and do not let it get off even ½ a lubber line. Since you are more or less level, the compass wheel works a bit like a horizon but that is not to be really worried about. The point being, if the plane is not turning, it can’t be spinning and it will hold a steady glide when set up like that where it is just mushy , sorta, stalling along.

So I did that while heading to the Southeast where I knew the lowest ground was and hoped I had some kind of room underneath. It was not a day of fog so I had some good chance that it would be as I needed. * Remember, I was taught to fly close to the ground (pipeline patrol) and a good patrol pilot only needs 100 feet and a quarter mile to think he’s VFR.*

It took 3 years to get down to beneath that overcast, the air was smooth, I had not to fight any major turbulence, leg trembling was my only problem. My ability to concentrate on that compass has never been better in all my years of flying. I cried and glared at the compass daring it to waver, I shook and sweated and made promises to god, I watched the altimeter unwind and wondered it the clouds really went all the way to the ground, I worried about having to land in a field and my bad judgement would be there for all to see. ( I think that was a very big concern.) When I started to get some flashes of the ground from the corner of my eyes, I was one happy camper. I took just a few seconds to now listen to the wings whispering and talking to me in a way I had never heard before. I cleaned up things, added power, off with the carb heat and was back in the game.

I had 400 feet between the clouds and ground and almost a mile of visibility. I was FAT. Back to the Northwest and much map study as I looked for my power line guide across the mountains. I eventually found it and keeping it on my left, I was off for TUL. I had not been on the line for over 10 minutes when a Mooney came whipping by on the other side. I hope he had some approach plates or was going to a local strip he knew because it was not good behind me. I never heard about a crash so I assume he made it to his destination.

I gave weather report to MLC FSS as I went by and trucked on to TUL in clearing conditions.

Good judgement would have saved me on this day, true. Knowledge of the airplane up in the corner of the flight envelope where stalls are and a bit of practice brought me back.

You ever notice that lessons, learning experiences, terror, adventure, and all the interesting things flying wise seem to start with bad judgement?

So… I suppose you want me to bare my innermost on this messageboard, too…? :dubious:

But thanks for the story - in some respects much like my own foray into IFR with only VFR resources.

Heh, this reminds me of a phrase I found somewhere:

“The Superior Pilot uses Superior Judgement to avoid situations requiring Superior Skill.” :smiley:

Great bad weather flying story, but not as good as the one a teacher told me about a B-52, a thunderstorm 100 miles off the coast of California, and a duck. :wink:

Not properly minding wake turbulence.

I puttered out in my trusty rusty C152, next in line behind a 777 for takeoff. “Caution wake turbulence” said the tower. “Request hold for additional 60 seconds” I said as I was drilled by my flight instructor.

No problem, I thought, and after the hold I sputtered down the runway for takeoff, not caring anymore about where a wake might lie, since I thought I had given it plenty of time.

Well, about 100’ after lifting off on climb, wham! It felt like Godzilla had just grabbed my wing tips. I snap rolled about 100 degrees left faster than I could blnk, then jerked opposite 200 degrees right, then dipped, then popped back onto my climb into the velvety smooth air.

I was now fine, climbing out as normal, but clenching onto the yoke with tears in my eyes muttering “not fun, not fun, not fun, not fun…”

Since then, I always requested even more time, and rolled as far past the usual takeoff point (or near depending) as the runway would allow to avoid that nasty turbulence from the big jets.

Wingtip-vortex turbulence doesn’t appear until the wings are generating lift, and then it travels downward. You always want to be above the flight path of a larger plane. With a C-152, you should be able to take off long before the 777 reaches even V1, and can certainly climb over its flight path. Yes, wait, but take off short, not long.

Having the fish instead of lasagna…

c’mon, surely someone had to say it…

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

Never taxi a small aircraft behind a business jet, even when its engines are at idle power. Especially not in a tailwheel plane.

Man, I learned that one the hard way…

Care to expand on that?

I referred to this in this thread about my first aerobatic solo a few months ago.

On my first PIC flight in a tailwheel aircraft, a Super Decathlon, the ground controller had me taxiing behind a Hawker business jet. I was quite some distance away, so no problem.

But then it turned onto another taxiway perpendicular to the one I was on, and came to a stop. I had to continue straight, which meant I would pass directly behind the jet. I figured, “Well they’re at idle power - should be OK.”

Wrong. Nearly blew me off the taxiway, and scared the hell out of me.

I should have known better from past experience. Once I was standing on a tarmac about 50 yards behind a small Citation jet while it taxied. Even from that far away, the jet wash nearly knocked me off my feet.

yes…and don’t call me Shirley.

As I started learning how to fly that little 85 horse power Swift I also learning about power curves. I thought I knew what it was all about. Ha! (Several 85 Swifts flown into Denver had to be taken apart and trucked out or wait until a cold winter day with the necessary wind to get out. These we a bit under powered. Most today are modified from 150 to 210 HP with constant speed propellers.

On hot summer days, when having a passenger and full tanks so as to be at gross weight, I was having to shift ever so carefully tot he west as I went off the South end of Harvey Young Airport in Tulsa. I was having to do this so as to not hit the roof of what was called the “Greek’s house”. A small white house that sat off the end of the runway and across 21st street. I was getting maybe 30 - 30 foot per minute rate of climb doing the best I could. I had added a hand pump in parallel (an stc approved mod) to help the electric over hydraulic gear and flap system that the plane had originally. This was to get the rather slow retracing gear up as fast as possible because you need all the help you can get to go up.

Hurley took me out and showed me that even in a vertical dive with the engine at full power I was still behind the power curve. (well almost, jeez poetic license) Most have seen that old Air Force clip of the F-100 Super saber that stands on it’s tail and walks down the runway for a bit before it falls over and crashes. Well, that airplane was behind the power curve.

In simple terms, a plane does not have enough power to maintain flying speed and it is a place where the nose can not be lowered so that gravity can help you out. (over simplification but you get the idea) this mostly happens in rising terrain, rising cloud decks or clouds that need to be gotten over, over loaded airplanes running out of room and can’t make it above ground effect or trying to go around with full flaps still deployed. They are off the ground and going along in ground effect but can’t accelerate to a speed that will allow a climb. (Lots of variables and reasons but we don’t need to get into all that for this story.)

So I was well schooled in planning departure lanes and being gentle and patient and squeezing every bit of ** up** from what ever I was flying.

So I fly this around for a while and as my climb through the ranks of higher pilot ratings goes, I learn more about the strange quirks of many and much different aircraft.

My main multi-engine training was in an older Piper Aztec with two 250 horse power engines. (Kinda tired like a lot of training aircraft) It’s performance on a single engine is rather anemic. Then comes the day for my Multi- engine check ride. R.G. takes me out and do all the assorted stuff and having also been one of the ones who hung around Harvey Young in those days, he knew me by reputation.

While making an approach to OKM (Okmulgee), where it is nice and flat and open with clear approaches and just as I’m lifting off after a ‘touch & go’ so that I have no real runway left to stop on, he gets smart and pulls the plug on the left engine. I have the flaps up and the gear coming up and he informs me that I am unable to feather the left engine and it will remain in full drag mode.

So I set it all up with the dead engine held slightly high, trim set with just enough to give me reasonable control without making the control surfaces so sticking out as to cause more drag than absolutely necessary. And there I sat in ground effect. I then just flew that airplane around like normal, climbed right out he did not believe it. (It was till way ahead of my Swift in climb power.) after a while when it became obvious that I was going to have no trouble getting around to a position to land again he relented, gave me back the left engine and we went on to other things. He asked, “Where did you learn to do that?” I said, R.G., you forget, I fly a 85 Swift."

He and I went on to do a lot of instrument work together and had some adventures together of B-747’s up our butt and wake turbulence and fuel caps blowing out of a C-177 Cardinal.

Over the years, freezing rain and a fully loaded Ted Smith Aero Star 601 at night with ice build up and over loaded check flying nights and other times those lessons and others would make the favorable outcomes possible when you need to hover your butt like a humming bird and caress your controls even more gently than you will ever need to for your lover’s touch.

Ah, yes, I remember. I had the steak.