So I was flipping around the channels this morning and came across an episode of Airwolf. Oh, boy! I loooved this show when I was a kid. You remember Airwolf, right? There’s this super-duper helicopter and it was built and/or owned by The Firm. But this guy and his buddy/employer steal the helicopter and hide it in a cave in the desert. And whenever The Firm needs something done with the super-duper helicopter, they send their guy, Archangel, to go and tell the helicopter thieves what to do. You know Archangel is important because: 1) they call him Archangel, and 2) he always wears an all-white suit, has a cane, and sports an eyepatch.
Anyhow, the main helicopter thief (we’ll call him “Stringfellow” because–believe it or don’t–that’s his name) promises to give the super-super helicopter back to The Firm once his M.I.A brother, St. John is located. In the meantime, he and his buddy will worry about it’s safety, security, ammunition, and maintenance, thankyouverymuch.
Why didn’t my parents ever tell me how bad this show was?
Oh yeah, and I watched the whole episode this morning. Man, I’m such a loser.