http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/burrito_lockdown
Oh what fun.
Gives a whole new meaning to “Drop the Chalupa!!”, doesn’t it?
Tripler
And you can no longer say “Fire” sauce in an airport.
Holy sh*t! I just reread the article in earnest, and you won’t believe this:
I came *** this friggin’ close*** to being killed by a weapon of mass destruction. Or a burrito. Whichever you prefer. . .
God, what are the chances?
Tripler
I escaped a harrowing flour-tortilla death by the skin of my teeth!
Rufus Xavier beat you to posting this topic by six minutes.
:smack: I just realized the OP of this thread is the one who posted “Dang, I’m late by six minutes.” in the other thread. Sorry. :o (I figured there were 3 duplicate threads is all.)
Woo hoo! 
I’m sure that it didn’t help that as the kid waddled in, he warned everybody, “Watch out, 'coz I’m-a bean-laden.”