So my whole town can’t drink the tap water and I’ve decided that this was an act of terrorism by Al-Queda.
Anyway, a little background info. About noon today, we got an announcement that we couldn’t drink ANY tap water because it was “contaminated”. That was the whole story for about 3 hours. The people trying to give us the straight dope on the whole thing were quite vague, saying things such as “chemical spill”, “may be corrosive or non-corrosive material” (?) and so on and so forth.
So that’s about all we know. I work at a restaurant. Do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to run a restaurant and not be able to use tap water? We had to use bottled water for EVERYTHING, and we had to buy cans of pop because we couldn’t use the fountain. So, for lack of anyone better to blame, I have blamed Al-Queda. Maybe it’s like the anthrax thing. They’ll just randomly pick small, unassuming towns and contaminate their water supply.
This is an ongoing terrorist conspiricy that government officials refuse to acknowledge for fear of alarming the populace. Al Queda got to a Louisiana town over a year before 9/11. The drinking water there was “accidently” contaminated with raw sewage for a period of two months. I’ll bet Osama had a real good laugh over that one.
