Alanis Morissette--"My Humps"--I am experiencing horror.

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
The review said the lyrics “sound like the internal monologue of your psycho ex-girlfriend from college.” :smiley: Brilliant.
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:stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
funny, witty, ironic and ascerbic
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Apart from the ironic bit. That’s just a shame.

I think it was as much a sendup of Tori’s cover of *Smells Like Teen Spirit * as it was of My Humps. SLTS was the first thing I thought of when I watched this- same sort of haunting melody, slowed way down, very self-important and overly serious. It was pretty much a template for this.

[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Methinks we are witnessing a clipboard malfunction.
for the record
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That’s what I figured, but it did amuse me to imagine her desecrating states.

Of course, now I have to deal with the fact that I’ve seen Fergie’s urine. On her pants. While she’s wearing them. Ewwwwww. The claim that it was just sweat is ridiculous. Even if you were running in 90 degree weather in 100% humidity you wouldn’t get sweat like that.

I’m watching Alanis’ video now. It’s great! I didn’t think she had that good of a sense of humor. I definitely prefer it, especially because it doesn’t have that catchy tune that Fergie’s version does that gets stuck in your head and even when you realize in horror that you’re singing “My humps” you still can’t get it out of your head.

[QUOTE=enigm4tic]
that was absolutely hilarious! Just the fact that they bothered to produce it at all is just hilarious parody. I can’t wait to see if this gets a response from the Black Eyed Peas…
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that was the FIRST thing I thought! oh god, can we please just have Fergie cover “You Oughta Know” or some other overly-angsty Alanis song PLEEEEEEEASE

I definitely disagree. MOST people wouldn’t, but believe it or not, there are some people in the world who just have unusually sweaty crotches. I would know… I’ve washed their pants.

Besides, if she’d peed herself, it would’ve probably spread fairly quickly and half the damn audience would’ve noticed at once, whereas sweat would leak through over time. And a pee spot would’ve been a lot bigger.

[QUOTE=nevermore]
I definitely disagree. MOST people wouldn’t, but believe it or not, there are some people in the world who just have unusually sweaty crotches. I would know… I’ve washed their pants.

Besides, if she’d peed herself, it would’ve probably spread fairly quickly and half the damn audience would’ve noticed at once, whereas sweat would leak through over time. And a pee spot would’ve been a lot bigger.
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She admitted to peeing herself in an interview. I read it in a magazine so I’ve got no links, but she claimed that she had drunk a whole heap just before going onstage then just got “So pumped a little just leaked out”

On preview - not quite the same quote, but still. She admits it.

I think it’s great. On a par with Weird Al at his weirdest.

[QUOTE=nevermore]
oh god, can we please just have Fergie cover “You Oughta Know” or some other overly-angsty Alanis song PLEEEEEEEASE

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That would require her to sing a song with more than fifteen different words.

I have loathed the dumbed down “thug homie” culture since Marky Mark showed his boxers back in the early 90’s. It was refreshing to see Alanis skewer “My Humps” like she did. I was sipping the sarcasm like a fine wine.

OK. Now I’ve got a Weird Al parody running through my head, video and all.

My Gump
My Gump
My Lonely Forrest Gump…

(Yeah, I know he already worked Forrest Gump into a parody. Probably why I thought of it.)

[QUOTE=want2know]
Wonder what Fergie thinks of it?
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[QUOTE=Wikipedia]
On April 5, Perez Hilton reported that Fergie sent Alanis flowers and a note telling her how much she loved the cover.
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Sailboat

OK, I had to see the original BEP version.

I just threw up in my mouth a bit there.

:frowning:

[QUOTE=spoke-]
Ironically, I found her earlier “Ironic” incarnation much more attractive. In fact, I’m sort of appalled that some of y’all find her more attractive in this parody. And puzzled that you didn’t notice how hot she was before now. Makes me think all y’all really notice is the trappings (and that you have bad taste in trappings).
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Haven’t seen or heard the original or cover of My Humps, but you can be deliberately sexy and a parody at the same time, for instance, when Natalie Merchant wore a little red thing in her SNL performance where the Maniacs did “Candy Everybody Wants,” a song about contentless TV with just sex and violence. It was simultaneously parodic and sexier than usual for Merchant.

[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]

Am I the only adult that thought Fergie was the duchess of york?
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Sadly, no. :slight_smile: You and I should form a club. Not a very fashionable or trendy one, though.

[QUOTE=Celyn]
Sadly, no. :slight_smile: You and I should form a club. Not a very fashionable or trendy one, though.
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Um… Who is Fergie?

[QUOTE=davidm]
Um… Who is Fergie?
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Seriously?

[QUOTE=Duke of Rat]
Where do people even see top 40 videos these days? MTV is all Jackass and stuff like that, they do still have Headbanger’s Ball, but I don’t remember seeing any actual “pop” videos on there in forever.
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MTV, MTV2, and VH1 show music videos a lot more than people think they do. All three have a weekly top-video countdown each week, IIRC.

[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
OK. Now I’ve got a Weird Al parody running through my head, video and all.

My Gump
My Gump
My Lonely Forrest Gump…

(Yeah, I know he already worked Forrest Gump into a parody. Probably why I thought of it.)
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My Humps
My Humps
My Humps are on Fire…

I got nothin’.

[QUOTE=mobo85]
MTV, MTV2, and VH1 show music videos a lot more than people think they do. All three have a weekly top-video countdown each week, IIRC.
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Must be during the hours I’m not watching, and I even spend a little time on VH1 and VH1 Classics. I know MTV still has the Video Music Awards, so I guess they must show them sometime.

So… I guess I’m the only one who liked the original song more than the cover, huh? Mind you, I didn’t like either video, I tend to dislike most BEP videos, except for the one about the dating show.

For what it’s worth, Weird Al sings “You Oughta Know” far better than either Alanis Morrissete or Richard Cheese does, but he only sings a couple lines of it.