Aww now…did you have to go and tell us that you bring your wife coffee in bed? Every morning?
And why is everyone talking about clocks here?
My alarm is set for 8am and I work Monday-Friday. I actually don’t turn the alarm off on the weekends. I get tremendous joy in hearing the alarm go off on Saturday and Sunday and being able to say “I aint yo bitch today mo-fucker”, turning it off and going into a blissful, long sleep. Ahhhh weekends, nothing’s better. 