Albino Bowler

What’s the Straight Dope on The Albino Bowler?

Painting by Pietro Ramirez: http://www.realramirez.com/thealbinobowler.html

Aw, I was hoping it was a real person.

I like you Johhny but these inappropriate websites you favor scare me. I’d rather you were downloading furry porn.

Librarian Action Figure

I have the Poe action figure.

Somewhere I have the Pirate Bendy too. Shiver me timbers, an’ walk me plank!

I’m hoping that commentary on the page (the part about the painting being a treatise on Manifest Destiny) is a joke. PLEASE tell me it’s a joke. Pretty please???