For about a year now, I’ve had this problem with one of the burner coils on my stove. The damn things sits on a tilt. So when you sit your fry pan on there, it tilts too. I’ve tried on a handful of occasions to fix the thing, but no dice. No matter how I bent the damn thing, it still wants to tilt.
So last night my friend and I were steadily get’n hammered on margaritas. (Good stuff) After copious consumption of the sweet limey goodness, I decided to cook us a meal. (Just chicken breasts and veggies)
Earlier that day, I had disconnected the coils so I could clean the drip pans. I had neglected to reconnect them earlier so I found myself faced with this daunting task while under the influence. In my drunken stupor, I found this to be problematic. I couldn’t get the damn tongs to plug into the connector. It was at this point I decided to enlist the help of my equally inebriated friend. She couldn’t do it either. So the task got shifted back to me. After much anger and frustration, (things were said that I’m not entirely proud of.) I finally succeeded in my task.
We cooked out meal, ate and went to bed. Happy endings all the way around.
Well today, I was in for quite the pleasant surprise. As I’m warming up some soup on the stove, I realize that the previously tilted burner is quite level now. I have absolutely no recollection of how I did it, but hey, whatever works!
Shakes. You were f***ed up so bad you couldn’t plug in a stove burner–two really big prongs heading for two really big holes (this is where I omit the ex-wife joke). Sounds like in your efforts, you bent the burner straight, futher speaking to your level of intoxication. And still, ‘happy endings all around.’
