Aldebaran, today is your birthday!

Mr. B What link? For whom?
I think You meant something else than to give a link to this very same page?
Or is there some joke I do not get.
I - r e a d - i t - v e r y - s l o w, but could not get it.

Henry

xtisme wrote:

about this thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=210010

What exactly do You not understand? Maybe I can help? Just do not ask me to make a short story of 3 pages, it would be a novel. Can You be more specific?

Henry

Henry B, this is an Aldy-pitting thread, maybe you want to start your own?

From Henry B

Ok Henry, give this a shot, as you claim to have some special insight into the mind of the Master. Here is his latest contribution to the thread that he dropped on us:
From the Master, Aldebaran

Ok, so my question is, how does this relate in any way to the OP? What the hell is he going on about? How does this relate to anything thats been said or asked of him IN the thread? Is this a steam of consiousness, is it dementia of some kind, or is this the result of heavy drug use? My own pet theory is that he doesn’t actually READ whats said in any thread he participates. He has a mental tape recorder and when it fills up to over flowing, he simply spews it out into a thread verbatim. As you have a special insight into the guy (girl?), please read (S L O W L Y) through the thread and give us your best shot on what the hell he’s talking about here.

Thanks in advance for the hard work,
XT

If anyone in the US was being fired for speech on the job other than, “Hey, nice tits,” or, “Fuck you, boss!” there might be a problem. Nobody gets fired for expressing their political views on the job unless they are supposed to be taking phone calls, or something. Not that reality will ever dent Aldebaran’s preconceived-notions-accelerated-energy defensive shield.

Tim Robbins and several other well-heeled Hollywood celebs could easily produce enough venture capital to start their own TV stations, network, or radio syndicate. Why not put your money where your mouth is?

If it flops, is that an infringement on their right to free speech? Not in my world.

Well, if you are really interested -

Here the dear boy is saying, “It is perfectly OK for me to call other people childish, accuse them of Klan membership, and tell them that they enjoy insulting cripples, but not for anyone else”.

As a general rule, Aldebaran accuses people of “twisting” or “distorting” what he says when you try to follow his ideas to the next logical step, or point out that he is contradicting himself.

I think he is either self-centered, or dumb, enough to think that this is really the case.

Here he is claiming that just because everything he posts is an attack on the US is no reason to think that he hates the US.

See above.

He got caught, since his cite didn’t establish what he claimed, and now he is claiming that he has lots more cites, but doesn’t care to post them.

He used to try to say that his own opinion ought to be good enough for the likes of us, but now thinks that anything at all that he links to needs to be taken as definitive. This was pretty obviously a simple repetition of some garbage that Robbins made up, and now Aldebaran is trying to cover up without any more research.

He is saying that Belgium has more freedom of speech, because they didn’t invade Iraq. Therefore, since Belgium didn’t invade Iraq, comparisons of freedom in Belgium and the US don’t count.

Yes, I know it doesn’t make any sense.

Here he is saying that we all hate him because he hates the US for invading Iraq.

Here he is saying that he would really support someone who encountered difficulties for being pro-war, just as he supports those who are anti-war.

Whether you believe it or not, that is what he is claiming.

Here he is trying two things.

The first is, as I mentioned earlier, his use of the word “childish” to describe the process of actually understanding what he is saying, but wants to deny. The other is his assertion that no one can support a political agenda except a professional politician.

I suspect that he either does not understand, or does not wish to understand, what he himself is posting, as the idea of only politicians having political agendas is pretty self-evidently goofy.

Here he is simply saying that “freedom of speech” means to agree with him. If anyone disagrees with him, or with those who hold his views, then the US has no “freedom of speech”. All the distinctions between repression by governments and disagreement among citizens seems to have sailed pretty far over his rather thick head.

Here he is trying hard to back away from previous discussions on why Belgium has “freedom of speech” but the US does not. He noticed that the comparison of the two countries did not bode well for the strength of his argument, so he is trying to explain that only his view of things can possibly be valid. Anything else, or drawing logical inferences (he hates that) means that you are distorting him.

He is playing the victim card here. Again, he notices that the comparison does him no good, so he uses “immature” instead of “childish”, but with the same intent.

Strawman argument here. He is equating Holocaust denial with any effort to disagree with his and Robbins’ position vis-a-vis the US government.

The short version of this is, “I believe what I think without any evidence or logic. Therefore, it ought to be good enough for you too, so I will neither present nor consider evidence”.

Repetition of the earlier strawman, coupled with a quick ad hominem attack.

Hope this was helpful.

Regards,
Shodan

Shodan,

Not to disturb your weird fun here, but quoting people while placing the whole out of context, and then adding in your own words what isn’t written to make the confusion even greater,
isn’t such a great display of maturity.

To all: I see you have a lot of fun here. But isn’t it bedtime yet?

To the moderators:
I have a question for some time now: Is this board populated with teenagers in the midst of the difficult puberty years?
If yes, you could give people who want to become member a warning, no?

Salaam to all and may I wish you all the fun for the rest of you childplay overhere. It’s fun to follow.
A.

Actually, in Alde’s defense, someone specifically mentioned the holocaust in link. I guess it is a crime to deny the scope or methods of the holocaust in Belgium. I have no dog in that fight.

He’s still plumb loco about most of the things he assumes about the United States.

As much fun as reading your pig-ignorant comments. How does Belguim struggle along without you as its king, “doctor”?

Good one labmonkey. Your chickenwire stick-doll momma learned you right.

You’re such a cute litle moppet!

By god, Aldebaran, you’re right!! Thank you for opening my eyes.

Given that the original poster is in that thread, as is Shodan they’ve pretty much captured not only your post but the essence of the stunted intellect that somehow managed to get the synapses to fire long enough to incompetently string it together.

You’re not nearly as clever as you wish.

You could be the most vile, despicable, lying piece of garbage I’ve ever had to displeasure of meeting online. And that includes the roving gang of Outlaws who killed my entire family and raped my dog. You’re still worse than them.

You narcissistic, egotistical, condescending, simple-minded, lying bigot who would be a pain in my ass, if you weren’t so fucking pathetic. The rancor I have for you is only outdone by the fact I don’t give two shits about you or your opinion anymore.

Now, I know you enjoy this very much, and, in fact, have probably downloaded all your abortions that you call threads, printed them out, and whacked off to them all the while congratulating yourself on your intellectual capacity. But the next time your diddling yourself, maybe, just maybe, you could use an ounce of critical thinking and review your posts for the hate-filled, insulting garbage that they are, and you can come back and apologize. Until then, and only then, will I ever spend one neuron, one fucking synapse, thinking about you Aldebaran.

What the fuck do you know about maturity, you half-witted buffoon?

You were quoted in context, and if no one else can figure out what moronic maunderings you are torturing the hamsters with, you have only your own unfortunately stupid and annoyingly asinine self to blame.
Ahem.

You are a big, festering boil on the ass of the SDMB. You are a drooling, driveling, dim-witted dunce. You give people who molest retarded orangutans a bad name. If your mother swallowed, you wouldn’t be here to bother us. If your father could run faster than the local sheep, you wouldn’t be here either.

Your posts are not nearly as valuable as those written by a drunken prostitute with tertiary syphilis. Your ideas stink like the oozing mucus of a rabid wolf. Your input is as welcome as an infected hemmorhoid, and your thoughts stink like rancid rat vomit.

You’re a putz, a poltroon, a pusillanimous pig’s penis with delusions of adequacy. I’m waiting for my next bout of dysentery so I can use your posts for the only thing they are good for.

And besides that,
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS PUT TO YOU, YOU BLITHERING POOL OF CROTCH SWEAT!

I hope you will take this in the spirit in which it was offered.

And Happy Birthday.

Regards,
Shodan

Calling people childish or immature 4 times in a single post. I think you might have set yourself a new record, though frankly I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if it isn’t.

Seriously, Aldebaran, does it ever occur to you that there might be a reason that even people who hold somewhat similar political views get annoyed by the way you present yourself? You’d be doing yourself a great favor just by dropping the words childish, immature and for that matter US’er from your vocabulary, at least while posting in GD.

The only time I lament the First Amendment is when I have to listen to people like Aldebaran.

Dissonance,

The only reason I call people immature and childish, is because they present themselves as such. For instance in this ridiculous childish immature schoolkid style topic on this immature ridiculous obviously for bored schoolkids designed board.

An other reason why people have some difficulties in reading my post is because they aren’t used to my writing style.
And when I write US’ers, I do that because that is part of my writing style which is largely influenced by 3 things:.

  1. I never studied the English language because one can’t study all languages and I didn’t take the time upto know to get a teacher and devote myself to this one. Reason: I don’t have any urgent need to learn it.
  2. Therefore my grammar knowledge is non existent and my vocabulary extremely limited which influences my ability to express myself clearly in this language.
  3. I’m born with the precious birthgift dyslexia, which has as really funny result that twinbrother dyslex takes over without me noticing, or even when I do notice, without me being able to knock him unconscious. Which results in my posts fluctuating between readable and completely incoherent with all variations in between. (That is also why I prefer to write US’ers insted of A m e r i c a n s. Count the letters and calculate how many can be displaced in unpredictable variations)

Ah, almost forgot: Add to it that most of the time I use a keyboard that has nothing refering to any roman script on it.

Salaam. A

Shodan and Hamlet,

That was rather lame. Iknow you can do better. Go for it.
Salaam. A

Now that’s taking things out of context.