Aldebaran, today is your birthday!

Precisely my point, although made in a somewhat different manner.

(P.S. I think Fareed Zakaria is a genius. I wanted to clip that column and hand it to everyone I know who has never left the U.S. I wish I could have gone back in time and given it to my mom to read over Rosh Hashanah dinner, 2001, when she basically asasked me “why do they hate us?” She meant Muslims, although I don’t believe she’s ever known one personally. You should have seen the blue smoke coming out of my ears as I tried to calm down enough to explain to her that not all Muslims are created equal, just as not all Jews, or all Americans, are created equal. I may hold that truth to be self-evident, but evidently Mom didn’t. And apparently neither does our fried, the subject of the OP.)

That should be “our friend,” obviously.

And check out http://www.fareedzakaria.com/articles/archive.html

I don’t always agree with Zakaria, but at least he writes from a position of knowledge.

When we stay above him morally, we’re prejudiced, evil, imperialist US’er pigs (even those who are not from the US!), however, when we sink down to his level, we’re down to immature and childish.

Well jeez, I guess we just can’t win this one.

Salami (and other delicous meats!)
R.D

You can have your fun and you can spread your assumptions and false accusations and childish immaturity and whatever you want since obviously you find such ridiculous behaviour extremely funny. Everyone is entitled to have a hobby.

Yet try to read this very carefully and try to get it into your head:

If anyone, and I mean ANYONE ever insults my late mother again, and it doesn’t need to be in the incredible disgusting indecent vulgar manner as was done overhere, I’ll undertake action.
The same if ever anyone dares to insult my late father as was done overhere by that non raised retarded who gets applaud from similar retarded.

Understood, bunch of immature non-raised gutter children who dare to call themselves humans?
I do hope so because if you dare to repeat this, then I’m afraid “you ain’t seen nothing yet”.

Try to think about it in the coming weeks.

Beagle, place your bet. I reckon 11 against his mother and 7 against his father. Closest without going over wins.

Your mother was a whore and your father was lucky he couldn’t catch those camels.

Oh wait, you really can’t do jack shit, I forgot. Well that was pointless.

Are you threatening us, Aldi? :rolleyes:?

Sir, your mother was a hamster.
**

Your father smelt of elderberries.

Salami.

M.

Be careful, Ryle’d.

He might call you Childish.

::::shudder:::::smiley:

What the hell are you gonna do Aldi? You’re in Belgium for salami’s sake. Pelt us with waffles and Brussels sprouts?

:eek:


   Horst: [threatingly] We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
   Burns: [recoils in mock horror]
          Oooh, the Germans are mad at me.  I'm so scared!  Oooh, the Germans!
          [hiding behind Smithers]  Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
   Horst: Stop it!
   Man 2: Stop, sir.
   Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me.
          Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
   Man 2: Please stop the `pretending you are scared' game, please.
   Horst: Stop it!  Stop it!
   Burns: [brief pause, then resumes]
          No!  They're so big and strong!
   Man 2: Stop it.
   Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
   Man 2: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
   Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans!  The Germans...
   Horst: Burns, STOP IT!
   -- ``Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk''

It’s true; the Simpsons have an answer for everything.

To do list - coming weeks
• Car Registration
• Bob’s Wedding 9/20
• Strip, repaint patio furniture
• Jury Duty 9/22
• Ponder relationship between insulting Aldi’s parents, Bachman Turner Overdrive

This could almost be termed an insult, I think

Really, I’ve got the DNA to prove it. I was, in fact, raised by wolves. Later, a pack of beagles. I can’t believe you would stoop so low to insult the beagles that raised me in the gutter. There will be no repercussions. Well, I may have to taunt you some more. You silly Belgian K-night.

Come on Aldi, we’re waiting.

Your mother and father were idiots.

Careful everyone, knowing the cartoonish slur he’s made of himself, he’s probably got a djinn in there somewhere. You’ve been warned.

Just for the record, I’m not insulting Aldebaran’s parents.

Please don’t kill me dude, I’ve got a bright future. I’m begging you–stop with the death.

Thanks in advance.

Fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck the camel your mother replaced, and fuck you again.

Really hard, in the ass, and with no lubricant, and not even a reach around.

Regards,
Shodan

I forgot - fuck your father too.

Regards,
Shodan

Welllll…

Aldi’s mom’s a bitch,
she’s a big fat bitch,
she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
everyone sing along!

No, Shodan! No, Michael Ellis! You’ll have us all killed! cries

Did you know that you aren’t allowed to threaten other Board members?