Aliens are keeping us from nuking ourselves

Aliens have landed on earth, infiltrated British and American nuclear missile sites and sabotaged weapons, according to US Air Force officers.

Here is the report from stripes .

:eek:

:wink:

See also the Solway Firth Spaceman, and “his” connection to British Blue Streak nuclear missile tests in Woomera, Australia :wink:

Klaatu barada nikto

No worries, Valiant Thor is on the case.

Google him yourselves.

Great, now we have to deal with the Deadites as well as the aliens, good job, thirdname :wink:

Heh.

[QUOTE=Wikipedia]
A Blue Streak launch at the Woomera Test Range, using Cumbrian-built weaponry,[5] had been aborted because of two large men seen on the firing range. Technicians at the time did not know about Templeton’s sighting until it appeared on the front page of an Australian Newspaper, and they said that the figure in Cumbria looked the same as the ones they had seen on the monitor at Woomera.[2][3] Templeton told the BBC that technicians considered the two figures to be “exactly the same type of man: same dress, same figure, same size” as in the original photograph.[5]
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The same size? Smaller than a child’s head? We can take these guys.

(Assuming you were unaware)
Klaatu barada nikto originally came from The Day the Earth Stood Still.It’s the disarm code for the killer robot.Bruce Campbell only borrowed it 40 years later for Army of Darkness.It’s the disarm code for the skeleton army.

If you were aware, then carry on. :wink:

Are they doing it from orbit? It’s the only way to be sure.

Yeah, it’s rough. They set off the first bomb in New Mexico and this upset the aliens so much that two years later they crashed into Roswell. I guess that taught us a lesson.

nitpick

Its correctly:
Klaatu Barada Ni-cough cough