I heard the IRS has an anal-probe app this year.
I’ve long held that such abductions are the work of alien frat boys. Think about it. The time and memory gaps? Roofies. The erratic flight patterns? Drunk driving. Abducting cattle and people is a pledge ritual. And don’t even get me started on the anal probing…
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I think this is more of an MPSIMS thread than a Pit thread.
Moved thither.
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Mixed?
With a beer chaser?
As a matter of fact, less matter in the matter matters more than matter in the matter matters less matter and that’s all that matters.
BRAINSSSSSSSsssssssss
Awwww! Now we can’t call the OP a (&%$^#)! Spoilsport! At least anal-probe discussions are still on the table, aren’t they?
No, those are the people who get abducted by the moderators.
Googling “alien moderators” doesn’t give me much comfort. Somehow, this one says “Marley” to me.
And as for flying around on a spaceship, you didn’t hear it from me but I know this guy who knows a guy around the way, he can hook you up.
It’s a lot easier to discredit a ‘stupid’ person.
Moved thither indeed! Abducted more like. I’m bracing myself for what comes next.
That cracked me up. Thanks.
You don’t need brains to go on Jerry Springer.
Quite. But an irrational violent streak seems to help quite a bit.
Just once I’d like for there to be a guest with martial arts training. That way someone could catch a lovely snap kick to the face when they charged at him or her.
I’d totally watch the Youtube clip of that once I found out about it. 
An alien Marley would accidentally abduct everyone in the World at once.