Now I want to know what kind of mind comes up with crap like that. If that ain’t evil, I dont know what is.
I’m not evil. Well, I guess I look evil. And I eat mostly meat. Am I evil to vegetarians? Or maybe to cows? Could I be the bovine boogeyman? Do old cows tell their calves to beware of Mnementh, for if you wander from the herd he will leap out at you, screaming and flailing his arms wildly, and devour you alive?!
Probably not. But I aint no saint to be sure.
Man, I get carried away sometimes…